The person below me...

[rose]

Oh God, that is absolutely true. Roses are the greatest flowers that could ever exist - not that I've had many girls to give them too... But if you buy some for your loved one at the Last Petal while I'm at the counter, I might get a commission!

The person below me has been dumped before.

[heartsknave]

Sort of. Except I was going to dump her, she just beat me to the punch. Otherwise, I guess I'm a heartbreaker. No one's managed to keep my attention, anyways.

The person below has been robbed.

[josephmarshall]

False nope, never. I hide my stuff so people can't take it. Not that I have anything of worth anyway....

The person below me has never spoken a made up language to someone in Walmart.

[stairs]

Non, I have enough trouble with speaking English as it is, s'il vous plait.

The person below me has never been kissed before.

[BRANDON JOHNSON]

True. Kiss? Now whyever would a lad at the ripe age of fourteen desire such a thing?
The person below me enjoys a jolly ration of fish and chips!

[catherinarivera]

Absolutely True! I love them every once in a while. But not a lot! They make me feel a little too...heh...round.

The person below me enjoys dancing while no one is watching.

[KATHERYN JACOBS]

Sadly, this is true. But it's not like I could dance when people were watching! That would just be embarrassing, since I can NOT dance. I'm too white to dance.

The person below me has pretended to know sign language before.

[rawr]

Why the hell would I do that? I'm not a pretender, nor a hater.

The person underneath my sorry ass has Jimmy Buffet cd/ music on iPod/musical device/ comp, etc. JIMMY BUFFET OWNS YOU!

[NAYELI ROY]

I most certainly do not! However, I do own a Toby Keith CD, to play between Tech N9ne songs..

The person below me has never had a sleepover with someone of the opposite sex.

[janie0blake]

False. Although I'm not sure if what I'm thinking of would count as a SLEEPover... You see, we didn't exactly sleep that much... Heh...

The person below me hates feeling cold as much as I do!

[patricia1]

False. I love feeling cold! And when it's cold out... the flowers are all dead! THEY'RE DEAD. But then it gets warm again. AND THEY COME BACK TO LIFE. THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING VAMPIRE FLOWERS, DAMNIT!

The person below me secretly believes in, and is terrified of, ghosts..

[CHARITY NELSON]

Well, Yeah.... I mean, I've had some scary stuff happen to me before.... Like.... I swear this lady's house was haunted.... My family stayed there one night(it was a B&B), and SERIOUSLY, I freaking felt something on my shoulder. Like. LEGITIMATELY. And there was this freaky feeling like.... Something didn't like me there. I swear it wanted to kill me. Will. Not. Repeat. That. Event. EVER. Again. I'm never staying there ever again, and I think I've been scarred for life against B&B's....

The person below me has successfully pulled off the '"What's that over there?!" *steals food or other item*' trick before.

[XERXES HARRISBURG]

Uh, can't say I have...? Uh sorry dude...uh, dudette, but I dont really, you know, eat food, uh, that much so...OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR HAIR. OH MY GOD YOU NEED TO LIKE, TELL ME WHAT MOUSSE YOU USE ON THAT SHIT. Oh my God, dude, that just like, legitimately made my life.

The person below me orders clothing out of Vogue AT LEAST once a month.

[MICHEAL "MIKEY" COLBERT]

Umm.. huh? Vogue? Oh, that must be an American magazine. So that would be a no.

The person below me loves the smell of freshly baked cookies.

[SUMMER SINCLAIR]

true. how could you not?

the person below me has a celebrity crush.