Post by CHARLEMAGNE FLETCHER on Mar 31, 2012 20:50:40 GMT -5
Charlemagne Fletcher loved nothing more than having a nice cup of tea in a tree. The woods were so very charming, after all, especially at this time of day -- such a nice setting for a relaxing cup of tea, even if transporting hot tea there did necessitate a thermos and a great deal of care. It didn't particularly matter to him. Nothing was too much when it came to tea -- he was quite fond of it.
Regardless, today, in his bright pink blazer and striped pants, he was reclining in an oak tree along one of the paths into the woods of Central Park, watching normal human beings pass below him, largely unaware of his presence. A few people today had chanced a look up into the trees above and been very surprised to find a man there in a bright pink jacket and mismatched converse holding a purple mug with a cat on it. Charlemagne had found their reactions endlessly humorous. The way their eyes widened, the way they stopped for a minute and stared before hurrying on. It was the funniest thing in the world to him.
But then, perhaps he was just easily amused.
Most days, while he was hanging around in the trees, he would call to these people, ask them riddles or give them advice they needed but did not want. It was one of the most entertaining things he knew of doing, but today, he didn't quite feel like it. Or, rather, he hadn't. But now he had this lovely cup of tea and he was all filled up with its warmth, and oh, he was just feeling game for a good riddle session or something today. Maybe he'd even find a good one who wouldn't just stare at him and then run off. As funny as it was, it got boring after it happened forty times in a row.
But Charlemagne was a persistent character, and even if he didn't find a good riddle partner today, he'd find another way to entertain himself. Maybe he would give the cats a bath.
No, no, no, not fun enough. He hated water more than his babies did, after all, and that was saying something. Perhaps he'd go out for ice cream instead. He did so like ice cream. He could walk about in public and laugh when people stared at his outfit.
Yes, that did sound like a good idea.
Finishing off his tea, he made a sound of content very close to a purr and concluded that yes, this last person would be his gauge for the rest of the day -- if they were dreadfully boring, he'd get down and go get some ice cream. If they proved interesting, well...that was another story entirely.
Holding his empty mug in one hand, he let himself hang partway off the branch and remained that way for a moment. "Ahh, a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"[/color]
Regardless, today, in his bright pink blazer and striped pants, he was reclining in an oak tree along one of the paths into the woods of Central Park, watching normal human beings pass below him, largely unaware of his presence. A few people today had chanced a look up into the trees above and been very surprised to find a man there in a bright pink jacket and mismatched converse holding a purple mug with a cat on it. Charlemagne had found their reactions endlessly humorous. The way their eyes widened, the way they stopped for a minute and stared before hurrying on. It was the funniest thing in the world to him.
But then, perhaps he was just easily amused.
Most days, while he was hanging around in the trees, he would call to these people, ask them riddles or give them advice they needed but did not want. It was one of the most entertaining things he knew of doing, but today, he didn't quite feel like it. Or, rather, he hadn't. But now he had this lovely cup of tea and he was all filled up with its warmth, and oh, he was just feeling game for a good riddle session or something today. Maybe he'd even find a good one who wouldn't just stare at him and then run off. As funny as it was, it got boring after it happened forty times in a row.
But Charlemagne was a persistent character, and even if he didn't find a good riddle partner today, he'd find another way to entertain himself. Maybe he would give the cats a bath.
No, no, no, not fun enough. He hated water more than his babies did, after all, and that was saying something. Perhaps he'd go out for ice cream instead. He did so like ice cream. He could walk about in public and laugh when people stared at his outfit.
Yes, that did sound like a good idea.
Finishing off his tea, he made a sound of content very close to a purr and concluded that yes, this last person would be his gauge for the rest of the day -- if they were dreadfully boring, he'd get down and go get some ice cream. If they proved interesting, well...that was another story entirely.
Holding his empty mug in one hand, he let himself hang partway off the branch and remained that way for a moment. "Ahh, a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"[/color]