So If You Were Dead...

[TYLER COOR]

This game is nice and simple ( And based on the cult smash "Heathers" which had an ongoing movie review going in the cbox on Feb. 26 if you missed that)

SO HERE'S WHACHA DO. SIMPLY POST THE RESPONSE/REACTION/EULOGY YOUR CHARACTER WOULD SAY/HAVE AT THE FUNERAL OF THE CHARACTER ABOVE YOU.

[danyisdarling]

(that movie pwn'd.)

"Ohmygod, I still can't believe Ty is dead! What are we going to do without his fierceness and kick ass pictures? We're going to suffer, that's what! Man, I guess being spooked all the time finally got to him. Jeez, that sucks! I shouldn't have been such a spaz around him. I'm sorry, Ty!"

[princemarcus]

"What did I do? I must have done something wrong. I did do something wrong. It was all my fault. All mine. Fuck. Well, there goes my life."


*throws self off cliff*

[rebecca]

"Oh my God. YOU GUUUUYS! HE'S NOT QUITE DEAD YET! I THINK HE MIGHT PULL THROUGH, SIR!"

*shot for Monty Python quote*
(and this is as ME and not a character ;D)

[hook]

" Whoa, who the hell is that?"

[tinkerbell]

“Dear God, thank you so much for finally allowing me to breathe without having that disgusting. horrible…thing lurking and destroying our planet with his drugs. I mean, I don’t wanna be a bitch or anything, but I’m sure he’s down there burning with Satan like he deserves. Not that I wish it! I just know…it’s true. Um, also, I know I’ve asked for this a lot already, and I don’t mean to bother you but…could you PLEASE make Cory like me? Thank you. And, uh, praise Jesus. And all of that. Amen.”

[elysiaxmacmillan]

"Lucy? DEAD? What in heavens?!
You were rampaging around with Cory again weren't you?!
Jesus Christ, what stupid-- oh god you cannot be dead!
DEAD. I refuse to accept this. Heavens no.
Lucy Barry, I demand you come back to life this instant!"
-proceeds to fall into hysterics-

[kate]

"Ahaha! Elysia's not dead! What are you talking about?"
*funny little laugh*
"That's a good joke though. You're pretty silly. Elysia'd never die on me. She promised we'd always be together, and she never goes back on a promise."
*ignorant smile*

[hook]

"YES! HOLY SHIT, YES! I TOLD YOU SOMEONE WAS JUST GONNA SHANK YOU ONE DAY! I WARNED YOU!

Shit...why couldn't I have been the one to do it?"

[queen]

*desperately doing heroin and pot at the same time*
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WHO KILLED DRAKEY??!?!?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE, I SWEAAAAARRR!!! I SWEEEAR I WILL COME TO THEIR HOUSE AND KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS AND KILL THEM!
*gets out knife and begins planning homicide*

[nofarhasjoined]

Really? The only NORMAL one in this school? And she could have been a good minion, too! Well, that's depressing. Ahhh, now I have to find a new minion! Well, that Vivian girl was pathetic, but I guess she might do...

[pandapants]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let us rejoice! Thank-you God for the blessing of getting rid of her!
She was suck a bitch! WHo needs her!
THANK-YOU GOD!

[luckyreborn]

"umm, i don't actually know her that well. but she's hot, or was, i guess, (awkward cough), so, uh, cheers! great tragedy, really."

*backs away slowly* [/center]

[SUMMER SINCLAIR]

"Are you kidding me? The one kid I could possibly like at my school DIED? That's just my luck!
Oh, er... he shall be missed."
-pouts-

[GARRETT BEARE]

" Okay, very funny, guys. C'mon, this is a funeral. NO I didn't kill her! I don't care HOW much evidence you have that she was pushed out my office window, I DID NOT KILL HER!"