Post by DAN KAPLAN on Jun 29, 2013 2:04:19 GMT -5
[zackary morgan charming[/font][/size]
goes by: zack
face claim: Nolan gerard funk
age: 18
school/job status: Junior at Barrie University, triple major in Mathematics, Biochemistry, and Computer Science, with double minors in finance and international business.
canon: prince charming
relationships: TAKEN BY CHARLEY HARPER good work team everyone go home
most likely to be seen: in the library, studying. Or challenging random teachers to chess. Or trying to race the calculator in crazy math things. Or trying to chat up college girls.
wanted characters: a fairy godmother would be nice –coughs at sully-
in a nutshell: so zack charming is a little whiz kid with a very high IQ. He is also a pompous asshole who thinks he’s the shit. And he will hit on anything with a vagina. Because he’s totally head-over-heels in love with Charley Harper but he’s also a manwhore who thrives on proving that he’s smarter and better-looking than everyone else ever.
xerxes lucas Harrisburg[/font][/size]
goes by: xerxes or piglet
face claim: bill kaulitz
age: 19
school/job status: sophomore at Barrie University, Visual Arts Major
canon: piglet
relationships: well, he had a girlfriend who died. So he’s a bit terrified of commitment these days. But, you know. A girl (or a guy, he’s not terribly picky) who came along and changed his ways would not be out of place. (hmu). Also I think it would be kinda funny if big evil Piglet fell in love. And maybe she wanted him to stop his evil treachery and he had to choose. Because ~existential crisis~ and all.
Most likely to be seen: skiing. He loves skiing. He tries to ski every weekend, if he can, because it calms his nerves. Otherwise, he’ll just be hanging around in his dorm room, trying to stay away from scary people.
Wanted: another evil villain to team up with Piglet in his world domination would be so welcomed.
In a nutshell: So by day, xerxes is a scared little emo kid. He has friends and he’s well-liked and he has some friends and all but mostly he’s really only comfortable by himself, hiding from all the scary things and people. People absolutely terrify him, because he’s never sure when one could be a pedophile or a serial killer in disguise, you know? He also has this condition called selective mutism where he randomly loses his voice at random times, so he tends to avoid social situations if possible, because losing his voice in the middle of a social situation is just really embarrassing. At night, after xerxes goes to sleep, Piglet comes out. Piglet has spent too much time being small and overlooked, and has finally gone insane, inhabiting a human host’s body to assist in his plans to take over the world. He spends the nights roaming the streets, searching for literary villains to recruit for his “army” and for heroes to slay. He loves murdering people. So p.s. if you ever drop a character, Piglet would totally kill him off for ya.
Tuesday wells davenport[/font][/size]
goes by: Tuesday
face claim: Isaiah garnica
age: 18
school/job status: freshman at Barrie University
canon: tweedle dee
relationships: way too many. He is literally involved with three different girls right now and doesn’t even really know which one he has feelings for. He basically doesn’t know what’s going on at all.
Most likely to be seen: pulling some prank with his brother. You know the drill.
Wanted Charcters: meh. He’s good.
So basically, see above for what’s going on in Tuesday’s life right now. It’s a bit hectic. But he still enjoys pulling pranks, both with his brother and alone. He’s a little criminal mastermind and just enjoys causing general mayhem. He also recently finished that whole thing with causing his brother to attempt suicide, so. He’s still kind of a wreck from that, though he’s gotten better and better at hiding it.
soren skyler somersett[/font][/size]
goes by: Soren
face claim: Cristiano ronaldo
Age: 21
School/job status: senior at Barrie University. Major in theater, minor in german
Canon: The Beast
Relationships: He had a thing with this chick kerli stewart for a while. But they didn’t work out. So he’s single and available #ladies.
Most Likely to be seen: playing soccer. Soccer is what he lives for. He plays soccer in any possible free time he has. He also parties with the soccer bros (though he doesn’t enjoy it much). He also studies a lot and plays the piano, but you’ll never see him doing that if he has anything to say about it.
Wanted charcters: BELLE. BELLE. BEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In a nutshell: soren is nearing his college graduation, and he’s never been more into making his life fun. He’s the captain of the Barrie University Men’s Soccer Team and basically lives and breathes soccer, or a least, that’s what he wants the soccer bros and hot sorority girls to think. In truth, he’s just as interested in other things; theater, history, classic literature, music. He’s actually quite smart, gets very good grades in all of his classes, and studies very hard, but he hides it all behind a mask of feigned douchebaggery and general jockishness. He can’t risk the soccer bros’ not accepting him, and he can’t risk not being able to get hot chicks to sleep with him. After all, he’s trying to get 150 hookups before graduation, and he’s gotta get about 15 more. Also, ladies beware: Soren cannot resist flirting. He will flirt with anyone who flirts with him, no matter how physical unattractive he finds her.
jenna Kendall gray[/font][/size]
goes by: Jenna (unwillingly)
age: 27
school/job status: owner of the 40/40 club.
Canon: Jay Gatsby
Relationships: Her life is too busy for that. Or so she tells herself.
Most likely to be seen: if not in the office or running the club, then mingling at other VIP events. Contacts and connections are crucial in the socialite world.
Wanted Characters: I’d say she’s good.
In a nutshell: Jenna was a supermodel for a long time, and though she’s a businesswoman now, she still has the leftover glamour and influence (and, of course, the money). Her schedule is very busy, and she runs in very high, expensive circles of New York’s elite. But inside, she’s got a bit of turmoil goin’ on. See, she’s got this alter-ego named Jay Gatsby within her, and it’s made her sort of very confused about her gender identity. She doesn’t want to call herself Jenna, because she knows that somehow, her name is Jay. Some days she hates her curves and breasts and smooth legs, other days she doesn’t mind them. She exists in a state of constant conflict with herself, and often tries to busy herself up as much as possible to avoid thinking about her discomfort in her own body.
Daniel wyatt Kaplan[/font][/size]
goes by: Dan
age: 16
school/job status: baum academy junior
canon: toto
Relationships: smitten with andrea connor and idiotically ignorant of every other girl in his life.
Most likely to be seen: hanging out somewhere with gerdy or the other Superbros. Or sitting in his little spot by the river tweeting about life. You know.
Wanted Characters: DOROTHY. IF YOU MAKE A DOROTHY YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE PLOTS.
In a nutshell: Dan is pretty simple. He’s been deaf for the vast majority of his life, he’s attended a school for the deaf his whole life, and now he’s doing a year as an exchange student at Baum to see what it’s like living with hearing people. He’s still having trouble deciding whether or not to return to Louisiana in the fall. He’s an avid tweeter and tweets as much as humanly possible. He’s got quite a following on twitter and is known for his clever little sarcastic jibes. He also thinks in hashtags. And he’s an idiot when it comes to in-person, non-twitter interaction. Seriously. He will fuck up any social situation you throw at him.
kaden brooks allingham-hemsworth[/font][/size]
goes by: kaden
age: 22
face claim: ed speleers
school/job: works at Starbucks and babysits. He has a degree in Sociology, but he’s far too lady to go out and get an actual job.
Canon: Mycroft holmes
Relationships: None. caring for people besides himself is too much effort.
Most likely to be seen: anywhere where there are cards. If there’s no shady bar or street-lamp game he can join, he’ll probably be out on the street trying to get some homeless person to play with him. You probably won’t finish a conversation with him without playing cards at some point. That’s just how it goes. Or you might also see him at Starbucks mixin’ up yo drinks.
Wanted Characters: meh
In a nutshell: Kaden is guarded. He does a lot of glaring. He’s very intelligent, but very apathetic towards most things, and will do the absolute minimum required to get by in any given scenario. If you don’t want to play cards with him, he doesn’t have a lot of use for you. Unless you…interest him. –cough-. He also kind of gets high off of puzzles and riddles, so anyone who gives him lots of those to solve would not be amiss.
Miriam eva asmerom[/font][/size]
goes by: eva
age: 18
face claim: mckayla maroney
school/job: baum academy senior
Canon: briar rose
Relationships: Lol. Friends? Eva doesn’t have any friends.
Most likely to be seen: in the gym, probably. She trains there four times a week, and often competes in gyms all over the East coast. She’s very focused on her training. You may also see her at literally any Baum extracurricular activity that exists. She’s in them all, and she micromanages them all like the psycho bitch she is.
Wanted Characters: MAKE. A. PRINCE. PHILLIP. PLEASE. I don’t have like an actual wanted ad up yet but like if you want this canon please let me know and I will tell you the whole plot I have in mind SERIOUSLY THOUGH PLEASE MAKE HIM SOMEONE.
In a nutshell: Eva is a bitch. That’s all there is to it. She doesn’t want to be a bitch, she doesn’t mean to be a bitch, she’s very insecure about her bitchy demeanor, but Eva was born with an inability to make people like her, and that still shows through. Pretty much everyone she’s ever met thinks she’s unfriendly and aloof. But eva likes to think she doesn’t need friends anyways. She’s got better things to do, like prepare for Rio 2016. She’s definitely got a shot this year, after being cheated out of her hard-earned trophy last year by that stupid ugly blonde bitch. And she’s too busy with other things too. No matter what she does, she makes sure she’s the best. She’s a section leader in baum’s band, the editor in chief of the baum newspaper, and captain of the volleyball, swimming, and track teams, and she will cut bitches for the top position. She will be the champ if it is the last thing she does
caspar cyrus crane[/font][/size]
goes by: caspar
age: 16
face claim: finn harries
school/job: baum academy junior
Canon: ghost of christmas present
Relationships:Caspar only has one friend and that's Charity Clarke. (omfg my characters have so many friends guiz)
Most likely to be seen: Well, he's not seen that often. He spends most of his time playing the piano, but you won't see him there if he can help it. If you notice him around campus, it's probably because he's yelling at someone about something social justice-related.
Wanted Characters: tigger please make a tigger. if you are interested in tigger talk to me or sully because we have ALL the plot ideas for him. also PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE ONE OF THE GUYS FROM HIS WANT ADS SEE THE WANT AD THAT CASPAR POSTED FOR MORE INFORMATION PLZ
In a nutshell: Caspar has a twin brother with whom he's never really gotten along. Said twin brother is a super good student and super popular, neither of which Caspar has ever been. He's a complete slacker, and has never completed any sort of homework assignment in his life, which has led him to a bit more mediocre of an academic reputation than his brother's. Having been the underdog all his life, he's become very sensitive to society's marginalized groups, and considers himself something of a crusader against racism, sexism, classism, etc. He loathes the majority, loathes the patriarchy, and carries a lofty disdain for all that mainstream society stands for, including popular music, popular movies, popular clothes, and popular people. The only thing he's good at is music: he has perfect pitch and can reproduce anything he hears completely from memory, but he's had an unexplainable stage fright for much of his life, so he'll never perform for anybody if he can help it.
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