The C-Box Theater

[safetypinalert4]

So basically. Some things happen in the main C-Box, that just need to be shared with everyone, and documented. It's considered IC, but it's more ooc-ic, where the IC characters mingle OOC. They know each other, and even interact with their creators/players.

The rules for this particular thread are as follows:

-Feel free to code it, but if they are going to be in different colors, make a key at the top.

-C-box reads from bottom to top, so to make it easier for people to read, post it from top to bottom.

Other than that, HAVE AT IT!

[safetypinalert4]

Code:
Theo
Olleyloo
Dani
Audience
Characters

Theo: Is Dani jealous of ma skillz?
Theo: I think she is...=)

dani: i don't think so -z finger snap-

Theo: *Takes out weave* AHHH HELLL NAHH!

dani: BITCH PLZ.

Theo: *cries and crawls away* you called me a bitch!

dani: mallory could have handled that.

Theo:Mallory:*Rawrs ferciously from Theo's Character Closet*

Olleyloo:Terrah: -shuts the door in Mallory's face-

Theo: Mallory: *gets nose broken*

Olleyloo: Terrah: Oh..your nose looks better now.

dani: tehehehehehe.
dani: el oh el'd.

Porter: Estelle: *Reminisces on days when she broke other bitches' noses*

Theo: Mallory :*jumps out of closet and tackles Terrah* BITCH!

Olleyloo: Terrah: -hits the ground, and furiously ruffles Mallory's hair- TROLL DOLL.

dani: -sits back & eats popcorn- :D

Theo: Mallory: *grabs rainbow paint and smears on Terrah's face* Taste the Rainbow!

Olleyloo: Terrah: -grabs Mallory by her hair and grinds it into a concient mud puddle- Still looks hotter than you.

dani: -offers popcorn to mugs- got any actual skittles?

Theo: Mallory: *spits on Terrah*

Olleyloo: Terrah: -moans- Do it again, baby.

Theo: Mallory: LESBO!
Theo: Mallory: *flees to the closet* MARSHALL HELP!

Olleyloo: Terrah: Only cause you have a total crush on me, you freak.
Olleyloo: Terrah: ! -thinks fast. dunks her hair in blue dye-

Theo: Marshall: I SHALL SMITE THEE...Omg...BLUE!
Theo: Marshall: That's cute gurl!

Olleyloo: Terrah: <3 See. Mallory hates you. She denies any blue clothes.

Theo: Marshall: *turns to Mallory* IS THAT SOOO! Hmmmm... *turns Mallory Blue* Eat it Bitch!
Theo: ((i like how my characters even hate Mallory... haha))

Olleyloo: Terrah: Yeah, that's right, BITCH. <3 -leans on Marshall-

Theo: Marshall: Ummm sorry honey... I don't go that way... I am flattered though... *shoves Terrah off*

Olleyloo: Terrah: Yeah? Well your blue is made from RoseArt!

aimee: Kayden: O.O I don't even know how this stuff always starts....

Theo: Marshall: *le Gasp* BITCH...TAKE IT BACK!

Olleyloo: Terrah: Not until you apologize. >:|
Olleyloo: Terrah: -throws a waxy, shitty blue crayon at Marshall-

Theo: Marshall: but but but YOU touched me...inappropriately..YOU apologize

Olleyloo: Terrah: I only leaned on you, because I thought you were /cool/, like an older /brother/, but FINE. Maybe I'll change my favorite color. -picks up a yellow crayon, and peeks at it apprehensively-

Theo: Marshall: *Throws blue glitter in Terrah's eyes*
Theo: Marshall: YELLOW!? *uses demonic voice* you pick yellow over blue!?!

dani: probz would have been worse if she picked red.

Alice!: Amy: Oh, for fucks sake, not this again. -lights cigarette-

Olleyloo: Terrah: ONLY IF YOU DONT APOLOGIZE!
Olleyloo: Terrah: -looks at Dani. Picks up a red crayon too, and glares at Marshall- Take it back.

Theo: Marshall: MOTHER FOCKA!!!! *Tackles Terrah and turns the red crayon blue* I am sorry that you wanted to touch me

Olleyloo: Terrah: -pats Marshall's head- There there. Now. -whisperwhisper- Mallory told me she likes red and yellow better, cause she thinks blue reminds her of bird vomit.

Theo: Marshall: *Jumps off Terrah and runs to the closet* MALLORY! IMMA KILL YOU! *disappears*
Theo: *closes closet door and padlocks it*

Olleyloo: Terrah: –stands up, covered in paint, and glitter bows!- Olleyloo: -grabs Theo's hand a theater bows!- 8D

Theo: *bows and then high fives Terrah*

Olleyloo: Terrah: -DEATHGLARES-

[JACOB HARLOW]

Beckett on Kayden's Pregnancy:


Beckers: wait, Kayden's baby got sucked back inside her?
Beckers: how?



nuff said.

added by dani:
OllieIsBack: HAHA BECKETT XDDD OH MY GOD. /dies /still cant stop laughing
Dani: HAHAHHAHAHAHA ahahahahhahahaha lololo ohmuyhof ohmygoodddddd whattt
Brightside: OMG BECKET
OllieIsBack: ohmyfuckinggod. /still dying That needs to be fuckign quoted somewhere
aimee: xD Becket has been gone way too long
Beckers: I'm gonna have to start checking back to mak sure there aren't any other cases of re-pregnification that I miss o.O

there was lots of laughing too.

[CLEO EVERETT]

AS TOLD BY BECKET!:

Once upon a time there was a princess named Molly. She lived in the kingdom of Unicorns, where she resided in her Marshmallow Palace and swam in the root beer fountain every day. She was VERY pretty, as was her sister, Alice. Unfortunately, as nothing good can last, there was a wicked she-witch from the land of creepy spider-people named Hedgie, who had an elaborate extortion plan set out for the Land of Unicorns and so she and her best villain bffl Erika laid siege to the Marshmallow Palace, where they planned to take control of all the roads and make the unicorns pay heinous tolls to get anywhere so they would make LOADS of cash. The princesses Alice and Molly were distraught, banished to the forest of Sad Things which was full of wandering kicked puppies and crying kittens but there, they met the magical hermits Noa and Lake, who were at the annual hermits united meeting, which met every ten years so they could swap stories about caves and such. And Lake and Noa, the mystical hermits swore their allegiance to the Princesses of Marshmallow Castle, and as such became their magical lawyers, who then filed a lawsuit against the wicked witches. They were filing lawsuit, when they realized that they DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY EVIDENCE! And so, they hired the super special Private Eye, Scout, who swore to scour the unicorn kingdom for evidence of the treachery of Hedgie and Erika and what she discovered was that Hedgerika were actually raising money for an even MORE heinous plan, in which they would buy the super scary evil Zeldabeast from the mail order monster catalogue who cost a million bajillion dollars because she's a CLASSY monster. And as such, the fair and just Judge Dani, supreme court justice of all the world ruled in favor of the hermit/princess plaintiffs in the landmark ruling Hermits V. Creepy spider witches and all was well, and they set precedent for all future cases of wicked Spider Extortion plots.

THE END

[CHARLEY HARPER]

Rocket: omg. talkign to a guy on skype
Rocket: and he's totally hard
Noa: ???????
Rocket: not hard
Rocket: wtf
erLAvan: lmfao
Rocket: that was awkward
Rocket: hot.
Noa: bahhaahhahahahahhahahaha dyingggggg
Rocket: hello freud, how're you?


good timesssss

[DANI]

Guppy: Snow White was the most beautiful person ever. Everybody loved her. Even the animals. Except her stopmither. Who was evil and jealous. And tried to kill her. But Snow White was still very happy. And loved everybody. The seven dwarfs the most. They were her best friends She cleaned their house, fed them, and took care of them. But she was growing board of that life. She wanted to do something more.
Noa: There once was a girl named Charley. She was a bitch and stabbed Snow White with her favorite debate pen. The end.
Guppy: Snow White didn't like the Charley girl very much. So she ignored her. And spent a lot of her time outside. Snow White wanted more friends. The little men were not enough for her
Noa: Charley didn't like being ignored, or the fact that Snow White didn't understand the meaning of 'the end.' So Charley went outside and gave Snow White a talking to about the English language and how it works. The end.
Guppy: Snow White sighed. Why didn't anybody like her? They were all ignoring her. Her life was awful. She was like a maid. She wanted to be a princess again. Why did her stepmother have to hate her? She needed a prince. A handsome prince. That she could marry. Then her step mother couldn't do anything to do. Force her to hide anymore
Noa: Hearing handsome prince, handsome and obsessive Austin comes out of the bushes. However, when he sees that the girl is not Kylie, he retreats back into the bushes.
Flora: PRINCE. WHERE IS AURORA!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Guppy: Show White sees the handsome prince. "WAIT! I LOVE YOU!" she calls, crying. Why would he hide from her?
Noa: Austin gets very confused, because he does not yet know he is a prince and does not exactly know why he has ended up in these bushes, and now he has a strange lady harassing him.
Flora: -grabs Austin by his shirt and rattles him around- WHERE IS SHE, YOU FIEND!??!! >
Guppy: Snow White is sobbing. He was being so mean. Why wouldn't he talk o her? Her life sucked. Yes it did.
Noa: Austin is even more confused at this point, because he has two crazy ladies around him, one that is crying and one that is shaking him. He starts to think someone drugged him.
Guppy: Snow White scooted closer to him. Why don't you love me?! I'm so pretty!
Dani: Kylie kicked Snow White in the face. She did not like other girls creeping up on her Austin.
Noa: Austin claps when he sees Kylie being so badass. He thinks that she is now hotter than she ever was.
Guppy: Snow White looked at this girl and stood up. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" she punched the girl, knocking her out. She needed this prince
Dani: Kylie was not knocked out because that is god-moding and that is illegal in the role play world.
Guppy: Snow White pushed the knocked out girl away. She was ugly. "We belong together. Don't you see that?"
Noa: After seeing the damage this random girl had done to Kylie, Austin calls upon the convenient crazy lady next to him and asks her to give him a sword.
Guppy: Snow White took the sword before the prince could. "Marry me or I'll kill her!" she shouted, angerly. Snow White was so happy when the prince said yes. "We'll be so happy forever!"
Flora: -gives Austin a muthafuckinsword-
Guppy: They got married and live happily ever after. Their life was so great. And they had lots of little babies. Each one more beautiful than the rest of the kingdom because Snow White was so beautiful. Everybody was jealous. It was beautful. Snow White was so happy with her prince. She just couldn't contain it. It gave her insides a good feeling. Like when you drink the stuff at church. She couldn't stop being happy. Her life was perfect again But Snow White wanted friends. Her prince wasn't always enough. Even though he loved her deeply, she needed more. If only she could have a friend. She needed to make one. But she was scared. What if they didn't like her because she was beautifuk? People never talked to her. They always stared. The women shoving their men away. Why did they hate her beauty? But her prince made her feel better. He sang to her "Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down"
Lake: Fortunately for Snow White, Princess Peach happened to walk by just as she was lamenting over her loneliness.
Guppy: "Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" he sang. She loved it. It made her cry. It was that good. Then she saw Princess PEach. "Will you be my friend?" she asked, happily!
Lake: Although Snow White may have turned away friends because of her extraordinary beauty and wit and just plain loveliness, Princess Peach was even more beautiful, and even more witty, and even more lovely, and so she wasn't scared to be friends with her. It's like if they were on the Jersey Shore, Snow White would probably be the grenade.
Guppy: Snow White hated this Peach after one look. She was too ugly. Snow White needed pretty friends. She would never be seen with an ugly person
Monica: And then there was a happy dancing vampire fish who lived in a pine tree by the sea and sang many a merry shanty
Lake: "Of course, Snow White!" she said, flipping her hair over one shoulder. Sparkles flew down overhead. Whereas most people walked around with a raincloud over their heads, Princess Peach had a cloud of rainbows.
Guppy: Snow White liked vampires. They sparkled in the sun. And he was so sparkly. She wanted to be his friend. Snow White was covered in beautful glitter that made her shine brighter than anybody else. Even her new friend peach. her life was perfect
Lake: Princess Peach fluttered gracefully by the vampire fish, paying it no heed because secretly she was a vampire and a witch, so she was probably at least ten times better than him.
Guppy: Snow White watched as Peach stumbled off tripping over herself. She was glad that she was gone. She was embaressing
Lake: "Say, Snow White, would you like to go for a romp?" Princess Peach asked, her voice tinkling like a thousand silver bells in the cool spring breeze.
Lake:Princess Peach never stumbled or tripped, so she ignored Snow White's description of her as utterly irrelevent.
Guppy: "A romp? But what is that?" Snow White was so innocent. She was like a beautful baby bird. Or a butterfly. Perfect.
Lake: Princess Peach batted her long feathery eyelashes over her shining blue eyes, blue like the sky on a clear day, or like the tide rolling in, or like something blue. "A frolic, my dearest friend!" she exclaimed, flipping her long golden curls over her shoulder again.
Guppy: "Through a field of flowers?!" Snow White could do that. Her beautful hair would shine and blow in the wind. And her cheeks would flush to an even more beautrul color. Everyone would be jealous. Especilly that peach. she was just so usgly.
Lake: "Of course through flowers! Where else would princesses frolic?" Princess Peach laughed merrily. Her laugh probably made Snow White jealous. And everyone jealous. It was Princess Peach, after all. "Let us be on our way, darling!" she cooed, grabbing her newest friend's hand with her own soft porcelain one and prancing off into the direction of the nearest flowery field.

[safetypinalert10]

Hedgie'scellular: so why is becket working out again?

Olley: so he can be le sexypants before school

Hedgie'scellular: Oh, he doesn't need to work out for that.

Hedgie'scellular: OHSHIT DID I ACTUALLY SEND THAT

Olley: Hedgie
Olley: u so creepy
Olley: xD

Hedgie'scellular: i seriously was just gonna backspace that and be all "oh okay"
Hedgie'scellular: FUCK MY ENTER AND BACKSPACE KEY BEING SO CLOSE TOGETHER
Hedgie'scellular: /dies
Hedgie'scellular: ...LET'S NOT SPEAK OF THIS EVER AGAIN PLZ

[safetypinalert10]

Beckito, Zeldur, and Olley were plotting out the EPIC AMAZING BATTE OF HOOK, LONG JOHN AND POOR MACY CAUGHT IN IT ALL.

When this gem happened.

High Priestess Zelda: Vergil will try to get Piglet on his side, fo sho. Long John will be like "VERGIL M'BOY, ALLY WITH THAT CRAZY PIG" and Vergil will be all "AIIGHT POPS YOU THE BOSS"

[DANI]

AS TOLD BY BECKET:

Once upon a time there was a beautiful fairy queen named Molly. She was very beautiful and a fairy. She lived in the kingdom of beautiful fairies known as Ohyouaysee. She had lots of friends and had tea parties twice a day in honor of the fact that she hailed from Britain. She lived in peace with the beautiful Danyisafairy and Erika and Lady Monnymon. One day, the horribly ugly and hideous beast known as The Scout appeared, ready to devour them all, for she had been turned into a monster at midnight on New Year's Eve. Lady Monnymon called upon her magician friend, Zelda, to help slay the beast, but no one could find her. It seemed that no one could save the pretty fairies, when lo! The great and beautiful Kyle flew in, riding the winds as if he owned them. Though Kyle initially ignored the hideous Scoutbeast, and for a whle seemed as though he would be sick, he eventually flew over to the rampaging monstrosity and gave her a kiss. Then the ugly monster Scout died of happiness, and Kyle died as well, for all true love must be signified by DEATH. However, the fairies were safe and Ohyouaysee was chill so errything was pretty cool, considering.

ALTERNATE ENDING AS TOLD BY MOLLY:
The monster Scout turns into a beautiful enchantress who had been under a curse the whole time and she and Sir Kyle live happily ever after.

[PHOEBE QUINN]

7 Jan 12, 12:05 AM
sully wully: OHHHH, AUTOCORRECT

7 Jan 12, 12:04 AM
hedgwig: BECKET FOR MAH CRAIZ

7 Jan 12, 12:04 AM
hedgwig: KGRHJKVHLKFDHCLDV

7 Jan 12, 12:03 AM
sully wully: but teen titans is on now, so happy sully is happy.

7 Jan 12, 12:02 AM
sully wully: bucket*

7 Jan 12, 12:02 AM
sully wully: LOLOLOLOL

7 Jan 12, 12:02 AM
sully wully: I just bought safe and sound, so I'm like "becket for mah creys"

7 Jan 12, 12:01 AM
hedgwig: how art thou?

[ARI CAIN]

ZELDA ON SHAKESPEARE.
Namely Hamlet and Hortatio.

Zeldaquil: "OH WOE IS ME EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE" "Hamlet really don't you think--" "NO SHUT UP I'M BEING SAD" "Hamlet seriously--"

Zeldaquil: "WHY DOESN'T OPHELIA LOVE ME" "Well, you were kind of a jerk to her--" "SHUT UP HORATIO" "But Sire--"

Zeldaquil: "I FUCKING HATE LAERTES" "Well, Sire, you did murder his father--" "THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT" "And drove his sister to suicide--" "NOBODY ASKED YOU HORATIO" "But--"

Zeldaquil: "...you don't think Laertes is more attractive than me do you" "What? No! You're the manliest of the manly, sir." "Thanks, Horatio. I love you."

Zeldaquil: "I love you too, Sire." "Can we hug now?" "Yes, Sire."

[PICKLE ABREY]

The gif that started it all!

Freddie: O.o That's not Pickle.

Pickle:[/color] Is too.

Freddie: You're fucking me.

Pickle:[/color] Not with a ten foot pole.

Freddie: Fucking with me. You're fucking with me, dumbass.

Pickle:[/color] I would not take part in fucking with you. That's a group activity I'm not ready for, especially with you. -wrinkles her nose-

Freddie: -_____- Fuck you. *walks away shedoesnnotlookprettyshedoesnotlookprettyisweartofuckshedoesnotlookprettyFUCK*

Pickle:[/color] -cackles- Oy, Freddie! Freddie, -bounces along after him- Freddiefreddiefreddie!

Freddie: *keeeeepppppsss walking*

Pickle:[/color] FREDDIE! -yanks on his shirt-

Pickle:[/color] If you do not stop and look at me right now, I will tell everyone that you have forcibly taken my first kiss!

Freddie: *stops* O___@ What the hell???!

Pickle:[/color] Hi!

Freddie: O____O Get away from me, freak.

Pickle:[/color] -whistles- I'll just tell Addison on you then. -skips away-

Freddie: Tell Addison WHAT?! We're not even DATING, Pickle! You can't TELL her anything! *yelling after her, not panicking at all, really*

Pickle:[/color] I'M TATTLING ON YOU FOR FORCIBLY TAKING MY FIRST KISS. -Sudden fake tears. CROCODILE TEARS, YEY- BECAUSE YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, -Sniff- MEAN, -hiccup- PERSON! -littlesob-

malice_miszer: Pickle is a little tool.

malice_miszer: Well, maybe not tool. More of a troll.

loserslurgy: Freddie thinks she's a tool

malice_miszer: Pickle thinks he's gay.

Pickle:[/color] For RJ, which is why he apparently doesn't like me hanging out with RJ. I see that jealousy.

Freddie: Right. Right, that's definitely it. I've got a mad hard on for my roommate. *sarcaaaaasssmmmm* That's why you can never seem to have him.

Pickle:[/color] -pulls out her phone from her pocket, and stops the recording. Plays it back for Freddie.- n___n

Freddie: *TWWWWWIIIITTTCCCCCCHHHH* What did you just---What the---I'm gonna---Jesus---Give me that!!! *spluttering*

Pickle:[/color] With a little bit of tweaking on my programs, I can lift the voice, make it less sarcastic. Play it over the intercom--I mean. I'm just trying to help a friend confess his feelings. -nodnod. WIDEEYEDINNOCENCEEEEE-

Freddie: Give me that, Pickle... I swear to God... O__o Delete it. Delete it NOW. *nononononononoooooooo SHESHOULDBURNINHELLFOREVERFORTHISSS*

Pickle:[/color] Ask nicely, and I'll consider it. n____n If not, I could just...send it to RJ.

Freddie: -___- RJ wouldn't believe I'm gay for a second. He walked in on me and Abby Leonard, Pickle. *scoff, won't fall for this idiocy*

Pickle:[/color] Maybe Addison will, and the rest of the school. -phone beepbeepbeep, looking up Addison's number-

Freddie: *twitch* No she won't. And even if she did, she wouldn't care.

Pickle:[/color] Right, you'd just be a gay friend to her. She wouldn't even think of dating you, or persuing you. -nods agreeingly-

Freddie: Psssh. So? I don't want to date Addison Rowe. *shiftyeyes*

Pickle:[/color] So I can tell her that, yeah? -wideeyed- I mean, I am just trying to help you, Fredrick.

Freddie: No. No, you can't. -___-

Pickle:[/color] Well, you don't want to date her. Because you're obviously madly in love with RJ. I'm just helping a pair of friends out, wouldn't want any wasted time.

Freddie: *grumblemumble* I'm not in love with RJ, dammit...

Pickle:[/color] But, -plays the recording back again- You just said.

Freddie: *glares* I wasn't serious, Pickle. God, you're stupid.

Pickle:[/color] School intercom it is. U_U -wanders back to the school-

Freddie: *RUNS* What--Pickle, don't! *stops in front of her, big eyes, looks like he might choke* ...Please?

Pickle:[/color] Please what? -crosses her arms, and raises her brow-

Freddie: Pleasedon'ttellthewholefuckingschoolthatI'mGAY. *all in one breath* Because I'm NOT. And you KNOW I'm not. *narrowed eyes* And so does everyone ELSE.

Pickle:[/color] But if everyone else knows you're not gay, then it shouldn't matter, right? -goes to step around Freddie-

Freddie: *steps in front of her* Yeah, but I still don't want people HEARING IT. I might get like...you know... *leans in close, out the corner of his mouth* People like Archie getting ideas... *little grimace*

Pickle:[/color] ...Ask me nicely again. And give me a hug. -innnocent smile- Then I'll delete it. Promise.

Freddie: -___- Delete it first.

Freddie: Before I hug you.

Pickle:[/color] Nope. I'm callin' the shots, Fredrick. Hug first, then I'll delete it.

Freddie: But...then it's like a thank you hug. Right? So...after.

Pickle:[/color] No, it's a hug because I want one. Should you choose to give me a thank-you hug afterwards, that's on you.

Freddie: *grumps* Fine.

Pickle:[/color] -opens her arms- U-U

Freddie: *leans in slow, skeptical look, hugs, very awkward pat on her back, pulls away*

Pickle:[/color] There. -leans over to show him the phone. Deletes the recording!-

Freddie: *sigh of relief, grins* Thanks, Pickle. *foreign word, makes a little face but nods*

Pickle:[/color] -blinkblinks, then nods too- Be nicer to me. I'm a little smarter than you lot give me credit for.

Freddie: *scoff, but sort of a friendly one* Yeah, but only a little. [/size]

[DANI]

AS TOLD BY NOA!:

once there was a beautiful princess named scout. she was so beautiful and smart and funny that she got many suitors, but did not like any of them because their abs did not measure up to her standards. one day, her father zaboomafoo decided that she had to marry martin, a kind but not very ab-tastic suitor. scout protested, but her father did not understand her love of great abs. she did not know what to do, so she ran to her best friend noa's house, who she was actually secretly jealous of because noa always got the most attractive men in the village. however, she put this aside because noa also gave great advice. noa patted princess scout on the head and told her to venture off into the mysterious forest, because noa was wise and knew that shit was going down in the forest. scout thought the plan was a bit weird, but agreed to go along with it anyways. so princess scout wandered into the mysterious forest, not knowing what to expect, but hoping some great abs came out of it. the forest was dark and foreboding, which would have scared most people, but scout didn't care because she was badass like that. she wandered in the forest for a very long time, thinking that noa was stupid and didn't know what she was talking about. however, noa did know what she was talking about, and soon scout came upon two little elves whispering. because scout had super good hearing and spying skillz, she decided to follow the elves. one elf said, 'do you think the humans know?' and the other elf said 'i don't think so, erika, it's a uber big secret' and then the first elf said 'really, sully? humans are sneaky, i have a feeling they'd find out about this amazingness.' and with that, they wandered away. now, scout found this interesting, so she decided to follow them. scout sneakily followed the elves while eating a badass sandwich she had made for a long time, until they came to the most beautiful pool she had ever seen. there was a waterfall and rainbows and other magical stuff everywhere. the elves took some water from the well, and snuck into a tree nearby. with that, scout decided that it was okay to approach the pool. oh yeah and there was a well forgot that part.

ANYWAYS, scout decided to approach the pool and ignore the well for now because she already had water because she was prepared and the pool looked cooler but before she could touch the water, a water polo ball flew out of the pond! scout was amazed, for she had no idea where the water polo ball had come from! all of a sudden, a hand emerged from the water, reaching out for the ball. scout gasped in surprise. for attached to the hand, as hands often are, was an arm, and then the arm was attached to a shoulder and i'm not going to go on with this you get the picture. a man arose from the pond, and he was sparkling and had glowing teeth. but the only thing that scout could look at was his stomach, which was composed of the most beautiful abs she had ever laid eyes upon. she approached the man slowly, for she did not want to scare him. she said, 'my name is scout.' and the man, who had been oblivious through this since i dunno he's just an oblivious person, turned to look at the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes upon, but mostly, he was looking at the sandwich in her hands. because he loved sandwiches. and her boobs, of course. after he got over his initial shock, he said, 'my name is biz.' scout asked biz to come out of the water and join her for some sandwiches, but biz refused. scout thought this was strange, but didn't think much of it because she was too busy looking at biz's abs. so biz and scout talked about how scout was being forced to marry martin and her awesome friend noa who obviously knew her shit and the two elves named erika and sully. and then they talked about how biz was a prisoner to the pond and had to create magical water that had insane healing powers for the well. this made scout sad. however, they continued talking and bonding and looking at each other's abs/sandwiches/boobs for a long time, until it was getting dark outside. with that, scout decided that she should head back to noa's place because she couldn't see biz's abs anymore so the conversation wasn't going anywhere. this saddened biz, but he hoped she would return. however, before scout left, she decided to surprise him with a kiss. it was the most perfect, beautiful, romantic kiss ever and as soon as it ended, THERE WAS A SPARK OF LIGHT. AND A MAGICAL SORCERESS APPEARED.

she said, 'i am dani, the magical sorceress, and i am here to say lots of things that are relevant to the plot of this story.' scout and biz listened carefully, because they liked important news. the sorceress dani announced 'first of all, there is something you need to know about biz, scout.' scout nervously asked 'what is it, magical sorceress?' the sorceress dani said 'biz is actually
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SUSPENSE
HALF HIPPO!' scout gasped as she looked at biz, who cowered in shame, stepping out of the water, revealing that his bottom half was indeed that of a hippo. now, scout was very upset by this, and started crying, because she thought she had met her true love, but couldn't marry someone who was half hippo! however, sorceress dani was a kind sorceress, and said, 'however, there is a way you can turn biz into a full human!' both scout and biz gasped in shock, and asked, in unison 'what is it?' sorceress dani said 'scout must choose between biz, and another suitor that has magically appeared' scout gasped AGAIN, because scout likes to gasp apparently, because out of the bushes came ZEFRON. now scout was conflicted, because while she loved biz's abs, zefron also had extremely nice abs. since scout was a logical person, she decided to make a list of pros and cons. neither biz or zefron liked this, but scout was logical and that's just how she did things. after making an insanely long pros and cons list that i am not going to name here because there were just so many pros for both, she finally made her decision. scout stood up on a giant rock, and prepared to make her announcement. after making a long speech which i don't have time to write down because i just realized it's almost midnight and i have to get up insane early tomorrow, scout announced 'after carefully considering both candidates, i have decided that the winning candidate is....
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BIZ, because he appreciates my sandwiches and boobs/lack thereof more than zefron. also, noa told me that she heard that there was a chance that zefron is gay so i don't want to take a chance on that. with that, dani flicked her magic wand, to reveal that ZEFRON WASN'T EVEN REAL IT WAS JUST DANI BEING SNEAKY LIKE THAT which made scout a bit upset, because she was planning on convincing zefron to join their happy love affair but before she could be that sad, she turned about and realized that BIZ WASN'T HALF HIPPO ANYMORE! scout and biz embraced, and ran back to scout's kingdom. originally scout was nervous that her father zabooomafoo would not approve of their love, but it turns out martin had died in a freak accident so it didn't matter anyways. so there was a huge wedding, and noa was the maid of honor and dani was the best man because there aren't any other males in this story so the best man is just going to have to be female and sully and erika were bridesmaids and biz and scout lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END

[magicfish]

bizatin: right before my spring break, I decided that I wanted a hamster, but my mom said I couldn't have one, so I had my brother drive me to petco and I bought four hamsters that I hid in my backpack (they

bizatin: could still breathe though)

bizatin:: I already feel judged for this story but it's not even over yet

bizatin: and then I went home without letting my brother see them and I was like "ok where the fuck do I keep these hamsters" so I put them in this hamper that nobody uses and idk why I have it, and so they

bizatin: chilled in there like hamsters do (I gave them food and stuff though) but THEN my brother's fiancee decided to clean my room when she came over

Olley: ...

bizatin: and so my almost-sister-in-law saw the hamsters and took them to my mom and was like "omg these hamsters are so cute what are their names" and my mom's like "what the fuck are you talking about"

Olley: Biz

Olley: What the actual fuck.

Olley: No, really.

Olley: What the actual fuck.

Olley: Possessed you

Olley: Did NONE of the people at Petco

Olley: look at you weird when you put them in your bag?

Olley: How did NO ONE stop you.

Tsarina Arika: omg I'm crying Olley

Olley: Did they not put them in the little pet carrier boxes?

bizatin: anyways my brother's fiancee is then like "the ones in cameron's room!" and then at school in the middle of one of my classes I get this enraged voicemail from my mom

Olley: I bet those hamsters were like

Olley: "WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!?"

bizatin: I HAD A CAGE AND STUFF LOL

Olley: YOU PUT THEM

Olley: IN YOUR FUCKING BACKPACK

bizatin: anyways I come home after school one day and my mom gives me the hamsters and she's like "ok so go return these and you're grounded for like a month after spring break"

bizatin: NO I LEFT HOLES THOUGH

Tsarina Arika: OMG

bizatin: and then at the end of spring break I bought another hamster but she made me return that one too

bizatin: and then after returning the hamster I bought for my spanish teacher, the hamster guy is a homie

Olley: I bet these Petco guys are like

Olley: "....You again? -sigh- Come on, Bizzy m'boy."

Olley: OMG

Olley: BIZ

Olley: BUY A CAPABARA

Olley: THEY'RE GIANT GUINEA PIGS

Olley: Watch your mother shit herself.

Olley: ...Biz.

bizatin: LMAO OLLEY CAN I EVEN DO THAT

Olley: I just.

jacque: You bought a hamster for your spanish teacher?

bizatin: YES I DID! she's my favorite teacher and I want an A and she's kinda cute too

bizatin: well I bought it for her daughter's birthday

bizatin: see this is all the JUDGEY FEELINGS that I anticipated

Olley: I have nothing more to say to you

Olley: you hamster bagger.

bizatin: sometimes I feel like I should keep my stories to myself but I just needed to tell someone about my hamster experience

bizatin: OLLEY THOSE HAMSTERS WERE IN FUCKING HAMSTER HEAVEN

Olley: IN A DARK

Olley: STUFFY

Olley: BAG

Olley: THAT PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE OLD WATER POLO JOCK STRAP

bizatin: LIKE MY BACKPACK HAS ALL THESE GOOD-SMELLING PENCILS AT THE BOTTOM SO THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE HIGH OFF THAT

bizatin: oh my god olley

Olley: OH MY GOD

Olley: FIRST YOU BAG THEM

Olley: NOW YOU STONE THEM

Olley: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, BIZ.

bizatin: OLD WATER POLO JOCK STRAP WHAT THE FUCK

Olley: What!?

Olley: DONT MAKE ME LAUGH

Olley: I HAVE TO PISS.

Tsarina Arika: HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS CONVERSATION

bizatin: OK IF I WAS A HAMSTER AND I WENT THROUGH THAT I WOULD PROBABLY BE IN LOVE WITH ME

bizatin: IT WAS AN ADVENTURE

Olley: OR TRAUMATIZED AND BROKEN INSIDE. THEN YOU'D HAVE TO GO LISTEN TO NICKELBACK AND CRY YOUR EYES OUT

bizatin: HE WAS LIKE THE HAMSTER IN WONDER PETS BECAUSE really that hamster goes to venice in one episode what the fuck is that

bizatin: HOW DOES A HAMSTER GO FROM AMERICA TO VENICE

Olley: THEY GET IN THEIR FUCKIGN HAMSTER BALL

Olley: AND FLOAT

Olley: CURRENTS, DUMBASS. DO YOU NOT GO TO SCHOOL?

dani: what the fuck did i just read

[DANI]

here, for your entertainment, more of biz being cray cray.


BIZATIN: he looks lonely
BIZATIN: thinking "why do I have no friends? why do all the other avians find me distasteful
BIZATIN: IT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FLY, FUCKTARD
CiCi: WHAT? DON'T TELL HIM THAT. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LONELY, NOT DEPRESSED.
BIZATIN: "but.... but......"
CiCi: besides, several birds do not have an ability to fly.
BIZATIN: YOU ARE JUST LIKE AN OSTRICH BUT WORSE
CiCi: THEREFORE, HE ISN'T ALONE.
BIZATIN: "no! no! I am nothing like those long-necked fiends!!"
BIZATIN: YOU DON'T EVEN RUN FAST
BIZATIN: EVERYBODY HATES YOU
BIZATIN: IF YOU HAD A FORMSPRING YOU WOULD BE THE TEENAGE GIRL TO GET A BUNCH OF ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS ASKING WHY YOU ARE SO UGLY
BIZATIN: "but I am a male!"
BIZATIN: YES BUT THE MALES OF YOUR SPECIES CARE FOR THE EGGS MAKING YOU VERY FEMININE
BIZATIN: "/crying"
BIZATIN: YOU EFFEMINATE LOSER
BIZATIN: "there is nothing wrong with being effeminate!"
BIZATIN: NO THERE ISN'T, UNLESS YOU ARE A PENGUIN OR ANOTHER BIRD
BIZATIN: "/suicide"
BIZATIN: YEAH, RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, JUMP OFF A BUILDING? THERE ARE NO BUILDINGS IN THE NORTH POLE. DROWN YOURSELF? HAH!

BIZATIN: .......:penguin:
BIZATIN: well this is awkward
BIZATIN: he is mad at me so he won't work anymore

BIZATIN: I'm sorry penguin
BIZATIN: "it's ok I'm over it...."
BIZATIN: ok ily
BIZATIN: "ok"
BIZATIN: :)
BIZATIN: "this is why penguins and hippos do not get along"
BIZATIN: omg bringing my race into it
BIZATIN: WANNA MESS, PENGUIN?!
BIZATIN: "I will make a mess out of your blood after I kill you."
BIZATIN: oh dear
BIZATIN: "indeed"
BIZATIN: "f u biz"
BIZATIN: no there are pre-zygotic barriers between hippo x penguin breeding
BIZATIN: ">:("
BIZATIN: >:(

CiCi: biz. you need an intervention.
BIZATIN: me and the penguin are no longer on speaking terms
BIZATIN: "biz doesn't need an intervention. he needs an interDEATHtion."
BIZATIN: that was punny, penguin... not.
BIZATIN: "just like your face"
BIZATIN: wow good comeback
BIZATIN: "just like your face"
BIZATIN: fml penguin
BIZATIN: I thought we were friends
dani: penguin, i used to use 'your face' as a comeback all the time for a year. /hi5
BIZATIN: "you called me mean things you bully hippo"
BIZATIN: dani stop encouraging him
CiCi: no, keep encouraging him.
BIZATIN: "dani you are my favorite ouacite ever"
BIZATIN: "biz is my least favorite"
BIZATIN: what about cici
BIZATIN: "cici is somewhere in between"
BIZATIN: cici is really a penguin murderer dude
BIZATIN: "omg you're kidding right"
BIZATIN: not even
BIZATIN: "omfg my brother was brutally slaughtered by humans"
BIZATIN: "I am gonna go so peta on your ass cici"
CiCi: biz. seriously.
BIZATIN: I was just kidding penguin :( cici probably loves penguins
CiCi: mr. penguin, you do realize that biz is a liar? and why would you believe someone who was so cruel to you earlier? i was defending your case before. biz is the villain in this scenario.
BIZATIN: "I am gonna go work on that list again for like the bajillionth time now"
BIZATIN: what penguin now you are stealing pascal from me?!?! this is a crime against humanity!
BIZATIN: "cici, I can now see the light. biz is definitely evil."
BIZATIN: "and pascal is really a penguin in disguise"
BIZATIN: WHAT?!?!?!
BIZATIN: "yes really"
BIZATIN: no way
BIZATIN: "yes way"
BIZATIN: omg my world is crumbling around me
BIZATIN: "that's what you get when you talk smack to a penguin"
BIZATIN: I said I was sorry!!
BIZATIN: "sorry doesn't cut it."
BIZATIN: :(
BIZATIN: "yes frown harder you evil man"
BIZATIN: I cannot this is the internet and emoticons do not get more complicated than that usually

CiCi: mr. penguin, please don't hurt biz. as much as he has hurt you, please find it in your heart to forgive him.
BIZATIN: "cici because you have been so kind to me I will consider sparing biz's life."
BIZATIN: oh thank you mr penguin!
CiCi: thank you, mr. penguin.
BIZATIN: "it is not in penguin nature to hold grudges."
BIZATIN: wow you are so admirable I want to be just like you when I grow up
BIZATIN: "it is somewhat unrealistic to aspire to be a penguin when you are in truth a half man half hippo beast"
BIZATIN: yeah, I guess it is...
BIZATIN: "penguins can't even fly LOL"
BIZATIN: yeah that's true how pathetic is that hahahaha
BIZATIN: ">:("
BIZATIN: what I was just agreeing with you!!!!
BIZATIN: "dude this is the same as black people being the only ones allowed to say nigga without it being racist....."
BIZATIN: "I feel so betrayed"
BIZATIN: I didn't mean it though!

CiCi: -whispering- biz. i think you made him angry again.
BIZATIN: "your friend cici is right, biz."
BIZATIN: "you have officially crossed the line >:("
BIZATIN: I was so confused, though!! The line was not even defined! This is just like all of my relationships!
BIZATIN: "Clearly there is a pattern here and you need to work on bettering yourself."
BIZATIN: wow you are so sagacious
CiCi: biz. take the chance.
BIZATIN: "I know I am."
BIZATIN: /EMBRACE
BIZATIN: "/reluctantly accepts"
BIZATIN: I will never hurt you again, Penguin.
CiCi: -crowd applauds-
BIZATIN: "/sigh. Very well."
BIZATIN: "And no jokes about sunburnt penguins, either..."
BIZATIN: Me, make sunburnt penguin jokes? Never! <3
CiCi: biz promises no more penguin jokes.
BIZATIN: "<3"
BIZATIN: wow that was so intense I was scared for my life for a while there
CiCi: biz, i was amazed at how long you lasted.
BIZATIN: "Indeed it was."
BIZATIN: "It was all thanks to you, Cici."
BIZATIN: "Well, I'm off to go threaten some reform into other ignorant children like yourself. /flies away"

CiCi: bye, mr. penguin!
BIZATIN: I'll never forget you!!!
CiCi: i don't think any of us will.
BIZATIN: And so, Biz never made another rude penguin joke ever again, changed for the better.