CALDO, Cristiano Bacio

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...Cristiano Bacio Caldo*
*Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night
*

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...basics*

name Cristiano Caldo
nickname Cris. But he’s been known to many different girls by names like “Crissy-poo” and “Cristanthimum.” He claims he hates them, but secretly, well...
age 19
gender Malegrade Sophomore at Barrie
hometown Chicago, IL
sexuality boobs=love
personification Romeo Montague
status DORMANT
face claim Elijah Wood

...appearance*

hair color Dark brown
eye color Sharp, piercing blue
build relatively average, but muscular; he’s certainly well built.
height 5 feet, 10 inches
clothing style I-try-to-look-like-I'm-not-trying-but-you-can-totally-tell-I-plan-my-outfits. He makes a point to show off his muscles, though. So…he’s quite often not wearing a shirt.
distinctive traits Bright blue eyes, and a ridiculously good scent that seems to follow him everywhere.

...personal*

personality Perhaps the most prevalent trait of Cris’s is that he’s rather vain. Cris thinks extremely highly of himself, and assumes others do also. He’s nearly always wearing a just-tight-enough-to-show-off-those-gorgeous-pecs-tshirt; when he’s /wearing/ a shirt, that is. Just as common a sight is a shirtless Cris. In his opinion, this allows for him to “fully embrace himself,” also knows as show off for the entire world. Also, it’s almost impossible to have a conversation lasting more than five minutes with him without him sneaking in a compliment about himself. He’s one of those people that checks themselves out in store windows. Constantly. This habit is incredibly obnoxious, and he knows it; but he can’t help it, because he just knows he’s SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE. Besides, if all the ladies stare, why shouldn’t he?

That’s another thing about Cris; he’s constantly with a woman. Considered to be the epitome of a “player,” he makes a point of chatting up every single semi-attractive morsel he comes across. The one problem with his antics, however (other than the countless broken hearts he leaves behind, of course), is the fact that Cris leaves such conversations with the incredibly irrational idea that he’s just fallen in love. Spending two minutes with a girl to get her number can result in countless sleepless nights spent tossing and turning thinking about her. He can get quite creepy at times, and has been known to stalk some girls rather obsessively. Until he sleeps with her, that is. Then, he simply moves on to the next victim, forgetting that the last even existed. On the rare occasion that he faces rejection, Cris can become incredibly overdramatic. If a girl sees from the start the pig-headed fool he is, he’s been known to sulk about his residence for days, wallowing in his own misery. And occasionally getting drunk. Alright, so he usually gets drunk when he’s rejected…. That’s probably what allows him to forget the “love” so easily.

At the end of the day, Cris is a complete and utter sap. That’s probably why he attracts so many women (well, that and the scent. And the abs. And the charm. Yeah, a lot of the charm…). He has a knack for memorizing poetry, and has been known to recite numerous sonnets to his many lovers. Oftentimes he writes his own, preferring to write about passion and love. In Cris’s mind, that’s what the world all comes down to; true love. He’s in a constant search for it, and has been known to do lots of rash things to prove he’s worthy of it. Incredibly hot-headed, he gets into fights quite often; usually about girls.

Finally, Cris is incredibly rebellious, and constantly seeking out new ways to go against his parent’s wishes. This is why he goes by Cris, instead of his full, ridiculously Italian one: Cristiano. Also, he’ll outwardly admit to the fact that he’s not Italian in the slightest; as if people couldn’t tell already by the blue eyes.

past Jill Goodheart first met Herman Caldo when she had to cancel a flight to Rome, Italy with Herman’s travel agency. Incredibly simple people by all means, they fell in love slowly, dating for five years before marrying at the age of thirty-three and thirty-seven, respectively. Jane never did get to go on that trip to Rome, and consequently she became a bit obsessed with Italy due to extreme desire. Due to the cost, they were unable to move there when she became pregnant, and were forced to settle for the next best thing. She and Herman eventually decided to settle down in the Little Italy neighborhood of Chicago, IL, where they raised their only child, Cristiano.

Cristiano was given everything a stereotypical Italian child would have received. Gelato was made available to him at all times, and he was constantly bombarded with words such as “amore”. Perhaps the only thing Jill and Herman ever forced their little boy to do was go to Italian school, so he could “learn about his heritage and native tongue,” even though he had not a drop of authentic Italian blood in him. Many would have considered him spoiled rotten; they would have been correct. Cristiano’s every whim was tended to, and he certainly took advantage of that fact. It was not at all a rarity to see Cristiano happily ordering about the people of the neighborhood; many of them listened, since he was just so gosh darn adorable and would probably grow out of it anyway. Or so they thought.

Over time, Cristiano began to grow farther and farther apart from his parents, and closer and closer with those of the opposite sex. He got his first girlfriend at the age of twelve. She was also his first love; she released a monster. Cristiano shortened his name to Cris, and began to do what typical teenagers do; he became nothing less than a brat. The one good thing the Caldo’s could say they got out of Cristiano’s sudden change of character was the fact that he began to willingly learn “the language of his ancestors”. Little did they know, their son was beginning to use his bilingual talents to lure in the ladies; which was exactly what they /didn’t/ want him to do.

present Cris moved to New York for one reason and one reason only; his parents wanted him to attend UCLA, and earn a degree in bioengineering. Instead, Cris made sure to enroll at Barrie University, with a major in the liberal arts. Basically, he doesn’t want to do anything. Except pick up chicks. He likes doing that; it doesn’t require much effort, in his opinion. He currently uses his smooth-talking skills and extensive knowledge of Italian to woo any and all women he comes across; but especially the hot ones. He’s only gotten more shallow over time
family Jill Caldo, age 52
Herman Caldo, age 56
likes
-Girls
-Poetry
-Romantic comedies
-Girls
-Himself
-Getting complimented
-Girls
-Ranting about things; especially himself
-Being rebellious
-REALLY HOTT GIRLS
-Love
-Long walks in the park
-Talking to himself
-Speaking Italian (it gets him the ladies, right?)
dislikes
-Rejection
-Fake phone numbers
-Being lectured
-Guys that are better looking than him (oh, wait. There aren’t any ;D)
-The weekly phone call from his mother, “just to check in”
-Sleeping alone
-His full name
-Smart girls
-People who question him

other notes He really, REALLY likes females. ;P

...literature*

book title Romeo and Juliet
backstory Romeo Montague meets Juliet Capulet and they fall madly in love. They are not allowed to marry, however, because their families hate each other with a passion. Romeo and Juliet marry in secret, however. They plan on revealing this act to their parents, but Romeo kills Juliet’s cousin, Tybalt, and is banished from Verona, where they live. One thing leads to another, and Juliet fakes her death to avoid having to marry someone else. The news never gets to Romeo, however, and he thinks she is actually dead. He travels back to Verona and finds her, whereupon he kills himself. Just after he dies, Juliet wakes up and finds his corpse, so she kills himself so they can be together.

...roleplayer*

name Lady Rose a.k.a Rose 3.0 a.ka. Ros3y
age 16
gender Well, it does say "Lady" ^^
rp experience See Jesse Parker
how you found ouac See Jesse Parker
rp sample See Jesse Parker

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