Post by bob on Jun 20, 2010 21:57:05 GMT -5
...Bobino Quentin Velazquez*
* “You'd be lucky to exchange her for a sack of beans! !” *
[/size]* “You'd be lucky to exchange her for a sack of beans! !” *
...basics*
name Bobino Quentin Velazquez
nickname Bob, Bobby, Bobby-Kinz, Bobina, The Bobster
age 15
gender Male
grade High School Sophmore
hometown Yakima, Washington
sexuality Homosexual
personification The Cow of Jack and the Beanstalk
face claim Kevin Jonas
...appearance*
hair color Black
eye color Brown
build Skinny
height 5’9”
clothing style Effeminate
distinctive traits Very bushy eyebrows, curly hair
...personal*
personality Bob can be exceedingly awkward if you’re trying to hold a discussion with him. He really, truly believes that everyone he meets is his friend, even if it’s obvious you don’t desire his company. At times, he can be annoying, even to the point where you want to smack him in the face- but he never seems to get it. His optimism shines in everything he does, and he always tries to share his joy with other people, usually in song.
Although Bob can often be perceived as simple minded, he’s more accurately, mindedly simple. He knows that he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but frankly, he doesn’t care! If people say he’s weird, he’ll simply smile and say, “Hey, you are too! Thanks a bunch, doll!” without a hint of sarcasm in his voice. In fact, Bob can’t even understand sarcasm most of the time.
Furthermore, Bob is known for his strange and unexpected use of phrases he has made up. For example, while walking down the Baum Academy hallway, you might hear someone exclaim, “Oh my pumpkin!” or “Holy toothpaste!” He is quite proud of his ability to come up with these little catchphrases.
past
Bobino Velazquez was always a very interesting child. While other boys played with Tonka trucks, Bob was quite content dressing up his Ken dolls in the latest summer apparel. It never occurred to him that this was anything but the norm, and quite frankly, he didn’t care. He grew up in a cozy little cottage, surrounded by emerald green trees, in the modest but lovely Yakima, Washington. His parents were kind and patient with him, although occasionally they’d be weirded out by his wackiness. When his kindergarten class put on the production of “Rapunzel,” Bob begged to be the lead female role, and was heartbroken when he was cast as the prince instead. On the night of the show, Bob somehow convinced the girl who played Rapunzel to switch costumes and roles with him. His parents were mortified, and although they tried to smile, they couldn’t help but want to knock some sense into him.
Little Bob was constantly heard belting his heart out to “Tommorow” from Annie in the supermarket, or going up to strangers and giving them a surprise performance of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” As usual, his parents would just grin and bear it, muttering that it was only a phase. However…it was not, in any shape or form, a phase. The passion for theater only became more evident as he got older. One day, while passing the YMCA, twelve year old Bob saw a flyer for “Free Lindy Hop Lessons.” Without hesitation, he begged and whined and pleaded until his parents finally gave in and signed him up. When he entered the heavenly dance studio, he was greeted by multiple elderly people trying to relive their youth, a few very distressed looking teenage couples, and…him. Jessie Leslie, the divine god that stole his heart in an instant. They knew it was meant to be the moment they saw each other. After all…two boys the same age taking Lindy Hop lessons? Obviously, this was a match made in heaven.
Bob’s passions were never limited to theater and Jesse. When he was thirteen years old, he became a huge animal rights activist, and a steadfast vegan. If Bob sees a person reaching for a hamburger, even in a public place, he will preach to them about the poor little cows that were slaughtered to create it…in very detailed descriptions. He also began collecting an assortment of t-shirts with animal rights phrases and pictures of happy cows grazing merrily in the fields. He hopes that his efforts will improve this world for the better!
present
Bob can usually be seen cruising blissfully down the Baum Academy hallway on his scooter, obsessing over Glee, palling around with his friends, or crooning his latest favorite song. He also works at Down The Rabbit Hole, a popular club, and continues to fight for animal’s rights everywhere.
In addition, Bob participates in the Happy Homo Hooligans Club, a diverse musical ensemble, with his “BFFL” Patrick Dickinson and his “more-than-BFFL,” Jesse Leslie. This band covers numerous Broadway hits, including a mash-up of “Mama, I’m a Big Girl Now” from Hairspray, and “Epiphany” from Sweeney Todd. Bob currently plays ukulele for the HHH, although he’s quite interested in trying out The Upright Serpent in D, which is played by his lover. It should also be noted that Bob is an active member of the religious group, “Broadwayism,” focusing on Broadway as the only god.
family Shirley Velazquez, mother
Roger Velazquez, father
likes Singing, dancing, acting, having friends, hugs, piggy back rides, scooters, pink, Glee, smiling
dislikes Sports, bullies, people who eat meat, people who ignore him, dark colors
other notesBOB IS SUPER COOL.
...literature*
book title Jack and the Beanstalk
backstoryThe Cow was a cow that was sold to the Mysterious Man. He says “Moo” a lot.
...roleplayer*
name Shannon
age 14
gender Female
rp experience 1239740123985701923847 years
how you found ouac HAHAHA
rp sample HAHAHA
