Post by HUNTER KNOX on Jun 24, 2011 22:20:06 GMT -5
Hunter had always had a special place in his heart for night clubs. They were just so...homey. It was like they were tailor fitted to his needs. Where else was the crowd I.D'ed at the door to make there weren't any miscreant children running about? Where else were there so many fine women, who had been in curiously shrt supplyu back in the prison that was Neverland? Where else was there such a compassionate crowd who so desired to sample his wares and felt that they could toss money around like it was nothing? Yes. Stepping into a night club was like stepping into the office for him. All he had to do was find someone just tipsy enough to be susceptible to his persuasive techniques, and at the same time still sober enough to remember where they left their wallet.
At some points, watching the crazy gyrations happening on the dance floor, he felt like this was a job that sounded FAR easier than it actually was.
WOrking his way through the club, he thought how truly remarkable it was that all night clubs were ever so similar. Sure, there were minute differences, but really, at the heart, weren't they all just a large old room with a loud, fast beat and lights shining like their sole purpose was to induce epileptic attacks? No matter what town he was in, or what part of the world, there would always be night clubs where young people went to get wasted and forget about their mundane day lives for one special night. There would always be places where the youth of the world would want to test out their more animalistic instincts, to writhe against another human and test out the equipment Mother Nature had given them at birth.
That was where Hunter came in. He always came bearing the gifts of eternal bliss. Acid and ecstasy just had a way with the yout that alcohol couldn't lay a finger on. That shady guy slowly pulling people away from the massive crowd was universally accepted as the traveling dealer. This was the just one more stop in a very long line of clubs that had had the pleasure of hosting Hunter Knox. Now all he had to do was step back and find some potential customers.
{Note: I totally have no idea what clubs are like, and made the entirety of this post up based on preconceptions lodged firmly in my subconscious. Also, this gif is totally relevant: CLICK MEH)
At some points, watching the crazy gyrations happening on the dance floor, he felt like this was a job that sounded FAR easier than it actually was.
WOrking his way through the club, he thought how truly remarkable it was that all night clubs were ever so similar. Sure, there were minute differences, but really, at the heart, weren't they all just a large old room with a loud, fast beat and lights shining like their sole purpose was to induce epileptic attacks? No matter what town he was in, or what part of the world, there would always be night clubs where young people went to get wasted and forget about their mundane day lives for one special night. There would always be places where the youth of the world would want to test out their more animalistic instincts, to writhe against another human and test out the equipment Mother Nature had given them at birth.
That was where Hunter came in. He always came bearing the gifts of eternal bliss. Acid and ecstasy just had a way with the yout that alcohol couldn't lay a finger on. That shady guy slowly pulling people away from the massive crowd was universally accepted as the traveling dealer. This was the just one more stop in a very long line of clubs that had had the pleasure of hosting Hunter Knox. Now all he had to do was step back and find some potential customers.
{Note: I totally have no idea what clubs are like, and made the entirety of this post up based on preconceptions lodged firmly in my subconscious. Also, this gif is totally relevant: CLICK MEH)