DJ turn it up~! {Wally!}

[sneezysully]

There was something about the deep, heart-beat-altering, building virbrating bass of a club that was addicting to Leah. Sure, it would never measure up to the pull of a beach and Buffet music, but Leah just loved the club. It brought out her outgoing side, the side that wasn't afraid to meet new people, the side that could do some dirty dancing. Maybe it was the fact that the music was so loud and the bodies were compacted so tightly that her sneezing couldn't be heard OR noticed.

Maybe it was that only singing and alcohol, both of which were at clubs, seemed to stop the sneezing for a while.

Making her way off the dance floor after some ugly douche had tried to butt rape her (like seriously, Leah didn't want some nasty crotch grinding up on her ass), Leah headed to the bar to grab a drink. Just as she was about to get there, the song "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha came on. Immediately forgeting that she wanted a drink, Leah started to dance and sing on the edge on the dance floor. Sure, she probably looked stupid but she LOVED this song!

"Hot and dangerous
if you're one of us then roll with us,
cus we make the hipsters fall in love
when we got our hot pants on and up.
And yes of course it's cus we're runnin this town just like a club!
And no you don't want to mess with us
Got Jesus on my necklace~"

Still dancing, Leah made her way back over to the bar with a 100-watt smile on her face. For some reason, Leah felt that this was going to be an amazing night.

[hedgerz]

If there was one thing Wally loved, it was his favorite club, Down the Rabbit Hole.

Nevermind that he basically loved all clubs, it was just something about the Wonderland theme that drew him in, made him feel like home. Made him want to be here more than his home. If he could live here, he would, no questions asked.

But of course, there was more than one thing Wally Malone loved.

Like, that girl on the internet the other day. Leah. Well, he wasn't totally in love with her yet. It was just... she was so legit. Like, how she talked in all caps and exclamation points, and she loved jello. He had no idea how he hadn't met her before, since she said she went to Down the Rabbit Hole often, just like him.

They had to be party buddies.

It had to happen.

It. Had. To. Hap-

"FUCK YES!"

A Ke$ha song, one of his FAVORITES, started playing.

Immediatly, Wally started singing and dancing along. And what was this? The girl next to him was doing the same thing!

"Got that GLIT-TER on my eyes!
Stockings ripped all UP THE sides!
Looking SICK and SEXY-FIED!
So let's go-o-oh, wait!"

The girl started walking away. Had he done something WRONG? I mean, who did she think she WAS, walking away from WALLY MALONE?

Just kidding, he wasn't really mad, but that didn't mean he wasn't gonna follow her to the bar. He needed another drink anyways.

"OH MY GOSH, you are an AH-MAZING singer!" Like he totally heard her. Not really, but still. WAIT A MINUTE. THIS GIRL. SHE LOOKED LIKE LEAH! And she said she sung in a band, right? RIGHT? So of course she was a good singer! "OMG, LEAH?" he asked excitedly, hoping this was the girl of his dreams he met online.

[sneezysully]

Leah was feeling like one legit, bad-ass mother fucker.

But, then again, when WASN'T Leah a legit, bad-ass mother fucker? Because in Leah's opinion, she was ALWAYS one!

As Leah made her way to the bar, her body thumping along with the fucking AMAZING beat, she noticed someone singing with her. And following her to the bar. Dude, who was this person? Was it possible that Leah had found someone just as awesome as her? The bartender, a chick who looked like she was about to fall over from exhaustion, noticed Leah and fixed her her regular frozen margarita. It was the drink she always started off with. Leah refused to drink alcohol if she hadn't had a frozen margarita.

Woah. So that guy was totally cute. And familair. What did Leah know him from?

OH SHIT!

It was Wally! From online! Leah squeeled in delight and gave the awesome-tastic guy a fabulous hug, being careful to not spill her drink. "OMG! Wally! It's so a-sneeze-...awe-sneeze- . It's great to see you finally!!" Gosh, how embaressing. Why did her sneezes have to start up right now?! Especially when she was finally meeting the possible love if her life!

Lame.

[hedgerz]

"OMG! Wally! It's so a-sneeze-...awe-sneeze- . It's great to see you finally!!"

A hug? Oh, Wally had this. He swept the girl up in a hUUUUUge Wally-fied BEAR HUG, his totally famous ones, of course! Which of course wasn't weird because he hadn't REALLY just met her, he met her online, right? DUH! And she seemed like TOTES perfect and awesomely awesome! So no, it wasn't weird to Wally that he had bearhugged her. He wasn't even worried about her thinking it was creepy, because she had totally hugged him first."It's like so EPICAL to meet you too...

"OMG BLESS YOU!" he exclaimed, taking the hankerchief out that he had folded and shoved in his shirt pocket earlier. Not that he had ever used it, of course, he only had to to make himself look TOTES LEGIT!

Wally then remembered that he need another drink. He asked the bartender for his FAVORITE, a frozen margarita! But then, whoa, she brought TWO out. What was this? OH WAIT! "OH MY GOD, you got a frozen margarita too? BRAINTWINS!" he said, uber excited. "They're like my FAVE," he added, nodding to the beat of the new song. THAT HE KNEW. AND LOVED. But Wally totally ignore the pull of the dancefloor to talk to Leah, unless she wanted to go dance. Of course, that didn't mean he couldn't sing the words!

"If you wanna get with me
There's some things you gotta know!
I like me beats fast and my BASS DOWN LOW!"