jello shots? methinks so. {virginia!}

[hedgerz]

Wally Malone should not have been doing this.

Again.

He should have been a responsible adult and told Virginia, who was underage, no to the jello shots. He should have told her not to drink regardless. And honestly he should not have brought his party ways to a college and crashed a good college party.

But who gave a fuck? Wally wasn't a responsible adult, he didn't care about the legal drinking age, and it had been a while since he had been to a good college party, anyways. Plus, Virginia had a pretty legit fake ID, better than the one he had when he was underage. Though the college would probably know her birthday.

He had told Virginia on the chat that he was on his way, but he couldn't go over there empty-handed. So he took several hours making his near-famous jello shots, then stuffed them in a bag and set off towards Barrie University and to the lovely Virginia's dorm, being extra sneaky. They weren't together or anything, to clarify. They were best friends who joked about being together but were kind of strictly off-limits.

Which sucked 'cause she was so fucking beautiful.

Wally stood outside the dorm and knocked, hoping she wouldn't be mad he was late.

[NOELLE ARGENT]

Virginia didn't understand what the big deal with underage drinking was.

First of all, she'd be drinking while safely locked away in her dorm, far away from any car or other dangerous temptations.

Second of all, she was fucking twenty years old! It wouldn't be that long before she was twenty one! And honestly, wasn't it better to go ahead and get an early start so that you didn't go crazy when you turned legal? Virginia thought so, anyways.

Logging off the chatroom (a place where Virginia kept meeting new friends...ah, that was today's society), Virginia made sure her dorm was clean. No bras or lacy...things lying around, check. No other objects of clothing lying around...not check. Virginia picked up five different shirts (a result of her trying to pick an outfit for the day), and shoved them in her closet. There. It was clean.

It had been a few hours since Wally, her most dearest love, had promised to come by with the jello shots, her poison of choice. No, Virginia and Wally weren't dating. In fact, Virginia was pretty sure she was taken. Technically, she wasn't taken yet. But. Virginia did plan on being taken by a particular guy very soon.

Actually.

Virginia and Wally had tried a date once. Virginia had to admit, Wally was mighty fine and really cool, and she wouldn't have minded if it had worked out. Something about the date, though, was much too awkward. Sure, they meshed together just fine-Wally and Virginia were the best of friends-but maybe that's why it didn't work out. They were just so close of friends that it felt weird to be anything else than that.

Oh well.

When Virginia heard the knock on her door, she instantly got happier and nearly skipped to her door. The jello shots were here~! ...Erm, so was Wally! Virginia opened the door and planted a friendly, purely platonic, kiss on her best friend's cheek and invited him in. "What took ya so long?" Virginia teased.

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The door opened. Well, that was fast. Which would make sense, because, duuh, she had been waiting for him for hours! He was soooo late. But at least the superepicamazingness of his jello shots would redeem him. Because, you know, Wally's jello shots were AH-mazing!

When she kissed him on the cheek, he swooped her in for a hUUUge, friendly bear hug. Because Wally's bear hugs were AH-mazing, too, of course.

"What took ya so long?"

"Pffft, are you kidding me? I got here right on time!" he joked, releasing her from the bear hug. "Nah, JK, JK. Perfection takes time, you know," he said, and grinned held up the bag of jello shots.

Yeah, jello took time to set properly. But would Wally ever say something serious like that? Hellz no!

'Cause you know, Wallerz wasn't the most serious of fellows, prolly one of the reasons that date hadn't worked out. Oh well, he was happy with them being bestest jellobuddies! Like, seriously, Virginina was his best friend at the moment, and nothing would ever come between that EVER.

[NOELLE ARGENT]

Virginia LOVED her best buddy ever, Wally, to death. She only loved one thing more Tristan his bear hugs, of course!They were the BEST, and Virginia knew everyone was jealous because they couldn't have one. Speaking of Tristan, though, Virginia's cheery mood faltered for a moment. She still hadn't told Wally about the amazing guy she had met at work. They were best jellobuddies, he HAD to understand, right? He wouldn't get worried that shed talk to him less, right?

Virginia grinned. "Of course perfection takes time, I can't look like this in five mintues!" She poked Wally's ribs playfully. Virginia wasn't actually that self obsessed, she just liked to joke that she was. Of course, Virginia WAS aware of the fact that she had quite pretty looks. When you're a teenager and have six older brothers who like to bring friends over, you're quite aware of just how pretty you are.

Virginia looked at Wally. "Before we get our jello shot on, I just have to tell you about this guy I met at work. He's sooo attractive and sweet and AH! I really like him." Virginia gushed, a giddy look on her face like she was a kid who was experiencing sugar for the first time. "Now let's not get too deep! Cus who does that? Methinks it's jello time!"

[hedgerz]

Wally giggled when she poked him in the ribs. That tickled! Wally was totally ticklish, a fact he liked to keep to himself, especially around sadistic peepz like Virginia who woul TOTALLY use that against him!

"Pffft, I bet you could look like that in five seconds, Virginia darling!" Yeah, she totes could. She was that gorgeous! If she wasn't his BEST FRIEND EVER, and that date not been awkward as fuck, he would TOTES date her!

Wally totally was ready to get his jello shot on. Wait, who was he kidding? He was ALWAYS ready to get his jello shot on! But wait!

"Before we get our jello shot on, I just have to tell you about this guy I met at work. He's sooo attractive and sweet and AH! I really like him."

"OOOH, YOU BE CRUSHIN' ON A CO-WORKER!" he said jokingly, grinning. "What's his name? Is he single? DETAILS, DETAILS."

Because he TOTALLY wasn't going to use his name in the "underneath a tree" song to make fun of her. Nope, Wally was WAAAY more mature that that.

[NOELLE ARGENT]

Virginia blushed slightly at Wally's compliment. Aw shucks, he was so sweet!! Like, what more could you ask for in a best friend? NOTHING! Because as errybody knew, Wally was the best friend like...EVER. Not even Virginia herself could be as awesome as he was! "Oh, you." Pink in the cheeks, Virginia twirled a piece of hair as her slightly modest nature reared its ugly head.

But, oooh, he was asking about Tristan! Virginia couldn't help but begin to gush. "His name's Tristan, and he is totally sessy!! And I swear, I felt a connection as soon as we started talking. And he's FRENCH. Like...ahhhh..." Virginia pretended to swoon, placing her hand on her forehead like an "Old Hollywood" moviestar. Totally feeling a sugar rush coming on (even though she didn't have sugar in her...yet), Virginia grabbed a jello shot from Wally and knocked it back. Mmm, the sweet tang of cherry mixed in with the burning kick of alcohol was perfect, the ratio just right. No one could make jello shots like he could! Though Virginia had to say hers were pretty impressive.

"But enough about ME, what about YOU? Got any lady lovin in your life?" Poking Wally in the ribs again (because she really WAS a totally sadistic tickle-torturer), Virginia waited for his response.

[hedgerz]

"Oh, you."

Wally smiled as Virginia blushed. He LOVED giving people compliments, ESPECIALLY when they got all blushy about it! It was so ADORBZ!

"His name's Tristan, and he is totally sessy!! And I swear, I felt a connection as soon as we started talking. And he's FRENCH. Like...ahhhh..."

"Ooh la la!" he said, in the MOST EPIC French accent EVER. He was obvs better than any French person at French accents, because he was DUH, WALLY! "He's not gonna whisk you away to PAREE, though, right? Who else would I share these glorious jello shots with?" On cue, he downed a jello shot. Oh, how he loved jello shots! Though he deffz didn't love them as much as...

"But enough about ME, what about YOU? Got any lady lovin in your life?"

Now it was totally Wally'd turn to blush! How could he have not told his darling Virginia about Leah? To make up for the time he totes lost, he started talking really fast. "Uh, yeah, I does in fact have lady lovinz! Her name is Leah and OMG SHE COULD NOT BE ANY MORE PERFECT! She's beautiful and kind and smart and I.....I..." For the first time in, well, FOREVER, Wally Malone was at a loss for words. Whooooooaaaa. That was crazy. Usually he was a very formidable babbler! "I think I LOVE her." He bit his lip, a bit nervous, but then he laughed as Virginia poked him in the ribs again. He stuck his tongue out at her playfully.

Still, what was that even? Wally never got nervous. It was out of character for him. Maybe that's what love did? Because Wally totes subscribed to mushy notions like that, DUH!