Post by METRODORA CROSS on Dec 16, 2011 23:25:33 GMT -5
Alright, so Becket brought the whole SGF thing up... and that mixed with the character drama that was gracing Sheila at the time gave me this idea.
Has your character ever regretted an action? Is there one small thing that a scarf-wearing homosexual could have stopped that was capable of changing the entire thread-plot continuum?
Have you ever imagined that thing actually being changed?
Well here you can post little fanfics of Sassy Gay Friend: Your Character Here
Based of the videos by SecondCityNetwork on Youtube.
Has your character ever regretted an action? Is there one small thing that a scarf-wearing homosexual could have stopped that was capable of changing the entire thread-plot continuum?
Have you ever imagined that thing actually being changed?
Well here you can post little fanfics of Sassy Gay Friend: Your Character Here
Based of the videos by SecondCityNetwork on Youtube.
Example(even though I probably butchered SGF's character):
Voiceover: Metrodora Cross is about to be unintentionally dragged into the middle of a serious and true OTP. This could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
Metrodora Cross: -types 'definitely. I'm free this Friday, I think.'
Sassy Gay Friend: -barges in- WHAT are you doing, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT are you doing?
Metrodora Cross: What? It's just some guy... I like guys.
Sassy Gay Friend: So do I, honey, but you just met this guy. Over the internet.
Metrodora Cross: So? I know him from school, duh. His name is Jet Stone and...
Sassy Gay Friend: And NOTHING! Don't you brag about knowing everybody? Trust me, hun, I see him around that one redhead girl all the time...
Metrodora Cross: Victoria?
Sassy Gay Friend: Hmmhmm, and have you ever noticed something about the way they act around each other?
Metrodora Cross: No, not really....
Sassy Gay Friend: Well, honey, it's not exactly a 'just bickery friends' sort of thing.
Metrodora Cross: Ohhh, they're one of those.
Sassy Gay Friend: Oh yes, and if you agree to go out with him, you might just mess that up. Do you want that to happen?
Metrodora Cross: -shakes head- Now are you going to promote Mio and call me a stupid bitch?
Sassy Gay Friend: EXCUSE ME, these videos are called 'SASSY GAY FRIEND' and not 'TEEN ROCKSTAR' for a reason.
Metrodora Cross: I'm sorry. I'm a stuupid bitch.
Sassy Gay Friend: Gurl, that's my li-
Metrodora Cross: WHAT A STUPID BITCH! -flips imaginary scarf-
Sassy Gay Friend: I can't work in these conditions! -flips scarf, storms/struts off-
Metrodora Cross: .....was it something I said?
