Post by DR. FINN THOMAS on May 23, 2010 19:02:14 GMT -5
...Dr. Finnigan Jayden Thomas*
*If you do one thing I approve of while I’m gone, the LEAST little thing, mind you…I’ll show you the meaning of HORROR!*
[/size]*If you do one thing I approve of while I’m gone, the LEAST little thing, mind you…I’ll show you the meaning of HORROR!*
...basics*
name Dr. Finnigan Thomas
nickname Finn, Dr. Thomas to all students
age HA. Like he’s gonna tell you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
gender Male
grade Teacher. But he teaches Honors Geometry, AP Calculus, and Basic Math 1. God damn those kids are retarded…
hometown Lonoka, Arkansas
sexuality Straight
personification Mr. Edward Hyde
face claim Stephen Colbert
...appearance*
hair color Black
eye color Brown
build Skinny and not very tall
height 5’ 10.5”
clothing style Suit and tie. Every day.
distinctive traits Glasses.
...personal*
personality Sadistic.
In a nutshell, that’s Finn Thomas. A mathematician world-renowned for his expertise in everything and anything that can be counted, with a mind that can process trillions of numbers within the blink of an eye, pluck cosines, arc tangents, and natural logarithms out of the air without so much as a table to consult, a teaching style that can make any kid a mathematical genius if they’re willing to take his path, but sadistic.
Finn’s sense of humor can be described as cruel and sarcastic. I.e: Don’t mess with him. His classes are a high-intensity, graduate-level workload, and the courses are fast-paced. Unit in a textbook that’s supposed to take a month? You’re lucky if Finn spends half a class period on it. If you’re a good student, you’ll have an easy time, and might actually strangle a passing grade out of the experience. If math’s not your thing, or if he just plain doesn’t like you, he’ll put you through hell and back. Watch what you say around him, lest it end up scrawled across a large poster in the Health classroom.
past Finn was born in a sleepy small town in Arkansas, where the only instance in which a number would even be relevant was a farmer trying to figure out how many rows of corn to plant. Finn’s parents were conservative, hard-working Catholic farmers whose education consisted of Bible Study group every Sunday and father-son tractor lessons of their youths.
Though every day was, in one way or another, an attempt to integrate Finn into the trials and tribulations of a farmer’s life, the attempts didn’t stick for long. Finn was easily bored by machinery and the laborious tasks of planting crops and maintaining livestock. It was in numbers that he truly found his calling. Numbers fascinated him: the patterns and intricacies of numerical notation were enough to keep him awake for hours just contemplating them. Numbers had their own personalities to Finn, their own habits and lifestyles, some irksome, some intriguing.
Finn moved to New York City upon graduation from Lonoke High School to pursue a degree in Mathematics from Columbia University. A mere bachelor’s degree seemed awfully flimsy, however, and besides, Mr. Thomas just didn’t have a ring to it. So Finn continued his ruthless pursuit of numbers, enrolling in class after class and spending hours pouring over his textbooks, reveling in the nature of the procedures he learned in class. Eight years after entering college, Finn graduated from Columbia as Dr. Thomas.
present Forget all other subjects: if you don’t pull all-nighters every night of the week, there’s no way in hell you’re earning a single point on Finn’s daily quizzes. And don’t think you’ll escape on weekends either: Finn’s weekend homework assignments consist of arbitrary problems spewed on various pages throughout the math book, each with about eight different components often involving several hours of laborious construction.
Outside of the school, Finn is quite lucrative in his undertakings. He plays the stock market wisely and looks upon the world with a keen and critical eye. Dr. Finnigan Thomas is ready to take on the world.
family Father: Kerry Thomas
Mother: Brooke Thomas
Twin Sister:Ysabel Thomas
likes Mathematics
Order
Neatness
The Stock Market
Laughing at Students
dislikes Grading Papers
Teachers who don’t know anything
Students who don’t know anything
English teachers. God, they just irritate him!
Anarchy
other notes I got nothin
...literature*
book title The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
backstory A sadistic mass murdere. ‘Nuff said.
...roleplayer*
name Monica
age 14
gender Female
rp experience Blehhh
how you found ouac askdfhwiekjfsd
rp sample GAHH I DON’T WANNA YOU CAN’T MAKE ME NOOOOO
