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Post by MAX BLEU on Aug 1, 2011 15:19:32 GMT -5
listen! we've got a situation
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"hot damn."
The club was packed. so many people. lots of booze. and smoke.
But she couldn't get drawn into the lull of the crowd. No, she was here on a mission. She and Mallory had a plan. and tonight it was getting put into action. So she stuck with her beer, just so there could be some alcohol in her system.
Max whipped out her crappy cellphone. Sent a text to Mallory to let her know just what was about to go down. and so that was she'd have time to change as well.
"hey. i'm gonna start acting drunk for a bit before i go up to him. expect us in like the next 2 hrs."
She snapped her phone shut.
took a swig of her beer.
and proceeded to take off her shoe and throw it across the club.
Oh how she wished to hear the scream of whoever got hit. But that was impossible from all the noise. With a sigh, Max put her mind elsewhere and started to dance. Although, dancing well wasn't successful. Dancing like she was drunk, was.
Max gyrated and spun and hobbled and swayed until she felt sick. At which point, she shuffled over to the bar and ordered another drink. Zane was on duty, which was par for the course. Maxine started to babble and make conversation with the actual drunk sitting next to her. However, when he dozed off, she turned her attention to Zane.
"so babe. "
She burped.
Very lady like.
"do you come here often?"
tag ! Jon ! lyrics ! we are the young , MCFLY ! notes ! notes here ! credit ! ALICIA the LISH ! steal and cucumber shankage occurs.
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Post by MAX BLEU on Aug 1, 2011 19:53:07 GMT -5
listen! we've got a situation
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Time to pull out Loretta.
Max grabbed the pipe and the jar of vanilla tobacco from her pocket. Pretending to fumble and fool around, Maxine messily packed her pipe.
"Neverrr. akshuallee, thees is my FIRST time here."
She limply threw out her arm and poked his chest. Giving him a blissful smile. It kind of shocked her, she actually sounded drunk. Max managed to light her pipe. The familiar scent of vanilla washed over her, calmed her. But she couldn't be calm now! Max had to be violently obnoxious for this to work.
Her other shoe came off. It ended up getting chucked behind the bar, knocking something over. She hoped it was some sort of expensive whiskey or rum. Because that would obviously be hilarious.
A set of keys was thrown on the counter. They weren't hers, Max had just grabbed them from someone's back pocket while she was ' dancing'.
"Yoooh knowww"
Max fumbled her words,
Attempted to blow a smoke ring,
and burped again.
"I reeeeeally dont thrrnk I should drivee. Yoooh should driiive me hooome."
At that point, Max grabbed his arm and started to tug hum out from behind the counter. Most of her weight got put on Zane and, without him actually agreeing, she took him out to her car. And pulled out her actual keys.
tag ! Jon ! lyrics ! we are the young , MCFLY ! notes ! notes here ! credit ! ALICIA the LISH ! steal and cucumber shankage occurs.
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Post by MAX BLEU on Aug 5, 2011 2:48:42 GMT -5
listen! we've got a situation
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so I don't lost the template.
post WIP
"SPEECH"
"SPEECH"
"SPEECH"
tag ! open ! outfit ! link to clothes ! lyrics ! we are the young , MCFLY ! notes ! notes here ! credit ! ALICIA the LISH ! steal and cucumber shankage occurs.
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