OUTFIT OF THAT NAUGHTY ANGELThe detention slip was pink.
Not hot pink.
Not baby pink.
Peptobismo pink.
Miss O'Hue's hand writing was neatly scrawled, and Angel had to give her props for spelling Dihanie correctly. It would seem that the people charged with educating the youth of America, had an issue writing out a sucking last name. But, Miss O'Hue did alright, and Angel was a believer in giving credit where credit was due.
The slips said: 'Caused a disturbance.'
That was like calling her amazing day 'a ruckus'. It gave it no justice!
The disturbance so inadequately described on that pink piece of parchment, which sat in Angel's palm, catching sweat, was as follows. She had wanted to go fast. And when Angel Bahiya Dihanie got something in her head, it had to be done. Once, she had wanted chili. And she proceeded to pester the hell out of Jack-who-is-Wes for a week, before he brought her to a Wendy's and quenched her thirst. Or hunger. Whatever. The point was, that one dollar chili which was honestly half saltine crackers and sour cream before she ate it, had been necessary to get chili out of her head. And so, Angel would need to go fast in order to get that out of her head.
And in order to accomplish this she had used bottle rockets, duct tape, her skateboard, more duct tape, and the school corridor.
Needless to say, it ended AWESOME.
Unfortunately, the school felt differently.
Hence the being locked away in detention thing.
SHE WAS SO BORED.
And anyone who knew Angel knew she could not handle being bor-
"Charlotte Benton? Miss Benton, please put your feet on the floor. We are not fourth graders." Gads, what a cake face.
Charlotte? That was her spider's name! Angel's brown eyes searched for the owner of the name, who spoke in a quiet voice.
"But.. there's a.." She looked... genuinely afraid of something, the girl across the conjoined desks did. Curiously, Angel looked under the desk, seeing nothing.
"Now, Miss Benton." What the Frank, Bob? What difference does it make if her feet are on the floor or on the chair? Still the girl complied.
Angel grabbed her notebook, and began to doodle in the margins. The scared, strange, red head spoke again.
"No! I won't.""Miss Benton. Whomever are you talking to?" Angel hated that. The over polite bull donk that teachers used when they thought you were too stupid to realize they were patronizing. Still, instead of glaring at the cake face, Angel looked at the floor again, tapping her pen on the table. Still nothing to her eye.
But she still knew the little red head was lying.
"..N-no one, ma'am."Raising her eyebrow at the girl, Angel's head cocked a little. She was strange. Strange meant interesting. And interesting meant not boring. Looking over at the teacher, she watched as that woman who is a rhyme of something you should do to a football looked back at her book. Quickly, Angel wrote on the top line of a piece of loose leaf.