Ronnie's opinion of the fabulous people around him

[RONNIE GRAHAM]

Ronnie Gregory Graham's
opinion of the [un]fabulous world around him

Thalia Hart:

Um, okay! Thalia you are one of my extremely close friends, you are drop-dead gorgeous, rich, and possibly one of the most amazing people I know. Though your natural shade of red hair kind of scares me, I couldn't imagine my bestie any other way, mmkay? Also, I love shopping with you because we always gossip and joke about other people in the store (We kinda look like idiots, but fabulous idiots!) I am sorry about my parents and I basically adore you!

Xander Skyes:

I hate you, but I also pity you. I hate you because you seem like a real piece of work, that likes to bully me everyday because I am gay. I am sorry you can't have me because I am too amazing for you, but please don't take it out on me okay? You're a huge douche that needs to get some facts straight about me, I don't like to be called names like 'fag' every time you see me, so yeah. I pity you because well, you can't be fabulous like me and you just seem to be so mad about that. So um, have fun with whatever you do in life.. (Not that I care.) and to sum it all up. You're tacky and I hate you.

(Ronnie's future opinion of Rohan) -

I adore you, your adorable hair and eyebrows, your sense of humor, the way you defend me, everything. Please don't leave me, if you do I will shop from Value Village (Remember, I told you that'll be the day I die?) If we ever fight, that will be awful and I will probably not shop for a whole day. If you ever leave me, I really won't know what to do. I adore everything about you. I hope I mean as much to you as you do to me and I don't sound like an idiot... I love you, RoRo~

Clarissa Ramone:

You are another one of my best friends and I love to shop for you and with you! Because I love picking out clothes for you! I don't know why you aren't more confident! You are so beautiful and you need to show the world what you are made of! You are an amazing person and I know you will be big some day. (We just kinda need to get rid of some of your tacky clothes!)


Joey Rooks:

Oh my gosh, you are so tiny and it is adorable. Please don't stop being the adorable redhead I know you to be? Please?! You are another one of my friends and you are such a tomboy it irks me! You are so cute and we really need to get you some dresses, skirts, pink, anything! Purses, heels, anything! But either way you are still a great friend of mine and even though your clothes are kind of tacky, you are still adorable and I love joking around with you.

November Starr:

I saw you a few times around Baum and people are always like 'Ugh November.' But I was like, whatever she is totally beautiful! You are like so smart and mature I can't stand it! I want to go to lunch/coffee with you one of these days and we can just talk about smart stuff! November is totally a unique name compared to my name and I think it is so pretty! You act so grown-up it just makes me want to talk about books all day instead of clothes. But one of these days we are getting together and talking about books! Tee-hee~

Torrence Kirkpatrick -

I. Love. Your. Hair. I just love it! It is so thick and curly and so soft! It makes you look absolutely adorable! And you also are kind of tiny which makes you so adorable and I am totally jealous of how you combined pretty and adorable, because I want some of that pretty and adorable. Ugh, stop making me so jealous! You remind me of a doll and I want you put you in a dress and we could have a tea-party! I'll stop since I am sounding so creepy! But we totally need to shop, have lunch, or something together stat!