in U P E N D I {Ozzie}

[ANDROMEDA READ]

Graceson was going to be the death of Andie.

While she sat there on her laptop, laughing so much and so loudly that Xander had texted her telling her to shut up, he's trying to sleep, she realized that this was not going to work. She loved Grace, and even felt a little bad for laughing at her unintentional euphemisms and her obvious frustration. But it was hilarious, and Andie was famous for tumblr-grade reactions in real life. And it wasn't just the chat that got Grace flustered, it was Jackson, too. God, they were so dumb. It pained her to see them be so oblivious towards their feelings for each other, and obviously, nagging at Jackson and Grace over the computer wasn't going to work.

So she devised a plan.

Ozzie would have to be in on it, of course. She couldn't do this alone, that would make her a third wheel, and that was just useless. So she waited for Jackson to get his sorry ass back from the library and visit the sickly Grace, so she could go to his room. But no, she eventually got off the computer because he was taking 5ever and she needed to play some XBox. And even then, he didn't come, and eventually she fell asleep.

What the fuuuuck.

When she woke up in the morning, she did what she always did, and got on her computer. Nothing was helpful from the chat, so she went on tumblr, still waiting for him to show up like she knew he would. Andie was laughing at some Avengers thing ("i have nice hair" "i'm robert downey jr") when there was a knock on the door. "I'll get it!" she said to Grace, and skipped towards the door. And there was Jackson, just as she expected. "Wow, you're late,"

[/color] she said with a smirk.

"Just go to Ozzie's room."[/color]

But she wasn't done yet. She noticed he was carrying a bowl of some sort of soup and she looked at him, then to the soup, then back to him and grinned like an idiot. No words needed to be said, obviously.

"Shut up."[/color]

She kept grinning as he pushed past her, and she lingered for a moment, hearing him call "Hollie!" before he shut the door and she headed off to reveal her dastardly plan to her cohort.

Andie didn't even bother to knock on the door, because she was so excited that she burst into a run and just barreled on through, thank God it was unlocked, or she would have gotten a concussion.

Without words, she headed straight for Ozzie's computer, and got on Tinychat. She had left her webcam on and her browser on Tinychat, rigging it so it wouldn't be noticable by the two lovebirds on the screen. Michevious grin to top it all off, she turned to Ozzie. "Graceson."[/color]

Yeah, maybe this was mean, and sort of illegal, but not really, because it was her computer and it wasn't her fault that she accidentally left her webcam on. Anyways, there were more important things to worry about. But she could wait a few before exposing her plans.[/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify]

[OZZIE WAGERS]

Ozzie looked after his bros, and good god did his favorite bro 5ever need looking after. Jackson needed to really just...Ozzie didn't know. Grow a pair! Yeah! He needed to do what Ozzies did and grow a freakin' pair and just ask Grace out already dammit! That chat had been so very painful as everyone could very clearly see that those two wanted each other but were too stupid to see it themselves.

God. Some things were so frustrating and complicated. That's why Ozzie liked to stick with his two favorite things in the world: Andie and food. Yeah, that's right, he listed her before food. No big deal.

Laying on his bed in sweatpants, because Ozzie didn't need no damn shirt that would cover up his Irish sex god abs, Ozzie flipped through the channels until he found one of his favorite shows: Teen Titans. Geez, it was one of those uncomfortable episodes where it's so freaking obvious Starfire and Robin like each other but they won't admit it to themselves. Ozzie broke off in a gale of laughter. Oh god, he loved irony. Hoping off the twin bed, Ozzie went to his mini fridge and pulled out a Mountain Dew, then went to his secret stash for pretzels and Nutella. Basically, the snack of the gods, because that was what he was. An Irish sex god. Duh. Dunking a pretzel into the orgasmic chocolate...heaven, Ozzie nearly jumped out of his skin as the door flew open. "Jeezus Christ!" Ozzie dusted pretzel crumbs off of his chest as he went to close the door, as Andie had left it wide open. She was just so adorable. More than adorable, really, but Ozzie had a hard time thinking about that, because his "holy shit bro you're not supposed to have feelings other than laughs" side reared up. Not fun.

Oh god, she was getting on Tinychat. What a gorgeous mastermind, she was. "You're bloody evil, you know that?" Ozzie came over to watch the computer, slightly bumping Andie with his hip. Pulling her back, Ozzie led Andie the few feet to his bed and flopped down on his back. "I can't believe we're doing this. It's brilliant!" Laughing, Ozzie took a sip of Mountain Dew and watched the screen. Poor Grace, she looked so sick. Glancing at Andie, Ozzie grinned. "You've got somethin' else on yer mind, don't you?"

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