Post by BECKY CARLSON on Sept 6, 2010 0:12:54 GMT -5
Mitch
For the last time, I do not want any brownies.
1:04amMe
BUT THEY'RE SOOOOOOO GOOD
WHYYYYYYYY do you not want them?
are you getting cold feet?
Is that what this is about?
You don't want to marry cleo anymore so you don't want my brownies?
omg It's all a metaphor
CLEO'S HEART IS GOING TO BE BROKEN
AND YOUR DOWN PAYMENT IS NOOOOT GOING TO BE RETURNED IF THE WEDDING IS CANCELED
1:05amMitch
I was never marrying Cleo!
1:06amMe
YES YOU WERE
DON'T LIE TO ME, MITCH
I'M YOUR WEDDING PLANNER, YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME
1:06amMitch
No, I really wasn't.
1:06amMe
TRUST IS THE BASIS OF LOVE
1:06amMitch
I promise you I wasn't.
I just started dating her!
1:06amMe
your proimise means nothing to me
you have already lost my trust
1:07amMitch
I can't make assumptions that I want to spend the rest of my life with Cleo based off of a few days.
1:07amMe
....
.........
...................
WHAT?
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT AGAIN
THAT IS WHAT TRUE LOVE IS YOU NINCOMPOOP
APOLOGIZE TO THE GODS OF LOVE
DO IT!!!!!!!
1:08amMitch
I"M SORRY
ARE YOU HAPPY?
1:08amMe
VERY
THOUGH MY BROWNIES AREN'T
THEY WANT YOU, MITCH
THEY WAAAAAAAANT YOU
1:08amMitch
I don't want the brownies
thank you though
1:08amMe
why?
1:09amMitch
I appreciate the gesture
1:09amMe
Is it because you don't love cleo enough?
1:09amMitch
because I'm not in the mood for sweets??
1:09amMe
you don't love her enough to eat my brownies?
1:09amMitch
No, that's not it!
1:09amMe
I think it is
and I think that Cleo is going to die of pain when she finds out
1:09amMitch
No it's not.
Seriously.
NO.
1:09amMe
yeah
it is
you heartless fiend
1:09amMitch
I'm not heartless
1:09amMe
I can't BELIEVE you're related to Marnie
1:10amMitch
what?
1:10amMe
she's so much nicer and kinder than you are
1:10amMitch
Don't even bring marnie into this
1:10amMe
you don't DESERVE my brownies
1:10amMitch
I don't want your brownies!
1:10amMe
AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU
WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, MITCH?
1:10amMitch
FINE
BE
BE THAT WAY
1:10amMe
WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?
1:10amMitch
I THINK I'LL GO CALL CLEO
1:10amMe
you're gonna STARVE.
THAT'S WHAT UR GONNA DO
1:10amMitch
AND TELL HER THAT I DON"T WANT YOUR BROWNIES
1:10amMe
NOT IF I CALL HER FIRST
AND TELL HER YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH TO EAT MY BROWNIES
1:11amMitch
BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN
1:11amMe
yes it will
1:11amMitch
I"M ALREADY DIALING
1:11amMe
I ALREADY DIALED
IT'S RINGING
1:11amMitch
REJECTION
I
I WIN
Me
I POSTED ON HER WALL
THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL KNOW OF YOUR TREACHERY
YOU. MAKE.ME.SICK
1:13amMitch
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTING
ANYTHING*
1:13amMe
YES YOU DID
1:13amMitch
I JUST AM NOT HUNGRY
1:13amMe
YOU DIDN'T LOVE CLEO ENOUGH
1:13amMitch
I LOVE CLEO ENOUGH!
SHEESH
(WHY IS BECKY SO DIFFICULT?)
1:14amMe
NOT ENOUGH TO EAT THE METAPHORICAL BROWNIES OF LOVE!
(cuz' she's fuckign INSANE)
1:14amMitch
BUT IF THEY'RE METAPHORICAL HOW DO I EAT THEM?
(fuck this I'm using caps lock)
1:15amMe
YOU EAT THEM WITH YOUR HEART
(you weren't before?)
1:15amMitch
(no lol)
1:15amMe
(faaaaaailure)
1:15amMitch
FINE I'LL EAT THE BROWNIES WITH MY HEART
ARE YOU HAPPY?
YOU SHOULD BE
1:15amMe
OKAY
1:15amMitch
I ATE THE BROWNIES
THEY WERE DELICIOUS
1:15amMe
NOW YOU EAT THE REAL ONES WITH YOUR MOUTH
WHERE ARE YOU/
I WILL BRING THEM TO YOU
1:15amMitch
BUT NOW I'M GOING TO THROW UP
N
1:15amMe
YOU CANNOT THROW UP LOVE
1:16amMitch
I DON'T WANT THE BROWNIES
1:16amMe
THAT IS THE CARDINAL RULE OF A RELATIONSHIP
1:16amMitch
IF THE THROW UP IS RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES OF LOVE YOU CAN THROW IT UP
JUST LIKE KEANU
1:16amMe
NO
BEACUSE YOU'RE STILL EXPELLING IT FROM YOUR BODY
IT'S THE SAME REASON YOU CAN'T HAVE LOVE DIARRHEA
1:17amMitch
LOVE DIARRHEA? WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE?
1:17amMe
FROM MY HEART
WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE
OBVIOUSLY
1:17amMitch
I DON'T WANT YOUR HEART?
WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HEART?
1:18amMe
NO
1:18amMitch
I'M NOT AN AZTEC
1:18amMe
YOU DON'T HAAAAAVE A HEART
EW
1:18amMitch
I DON'T EAT HEARTS
1:18amMe
GET AWAY FROM MY HEART
CREEPER
1:18amMitch
I HAVE A HEART
1:18amMe
WHY ARE YOU EATING MY HEART?
IT'S MINE
1:18amMitch
I DON'T WANT YOUR HEART
1:18amMe
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LOVE FOR BRANDON
IT'S MINE
1:18amMitch
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE
1:18amMe
AND I DON'T WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE
Mitch
(okay)
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1:21amMe
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE AND I DON'T WANT YOUR REVENGE
WE WILL NEVER WRITE A BAD ROMANCE
1:21amMitch
GOOD
1:21amMe
BECAUSE YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF ANY OF THAT
1:21amMitch
THEN TAKE YOUR STINKING BROWNIES WITH YOU
1:21amMe
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HEART
1:21amMitch
AND I WANT MY CDS BACK
1:21amMe
WHAT CDS?
WHAT/
1:21amMitch
IT WAS A JOKE
1:21amMe
WHAT/
1:22amMitch
FORGET
IT
1:22amMe
MITCH
YOU ARE INSANE
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOOD FOR CLEO
1:22amMitch
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?
1:22amMe
YOU MIGHT PSYCHOTICALLY MURDER HER ONE NIGHT
1:22amMitch
WHAT?
NO
1:22amMe
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH GRIP ON REALITY
1:22amMitch
WTF NO
1:22amMe
I THINK THAT I SHOULDCALL THE COPS
1:22amMitch
I WOULDN'T DO THAT
DON'T CALL THE COPS
JESUS
ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?
1:23amMe
WHAT?
1:23amMitch
CRAZY
PSYCHO
OBSESSIVE
ETC..
1:23amMe
STOP DESCRIBING YOURSELF
NARCISISM ISN'T BECOMING
1:23amMitch
NEITHER IS BADGERING
1:23amMe
NEITHER IS CRAZY
WHICH YOU ARE
1:23amMitch
CRAZY IN LOVE
NO COMEBACK NOW
1:23amMe
YOU'RE SCARING MY BROWNIES
1:23amMitch
HUH?
1:23amMe
SCARY IN MURDER
1:24amMitch
THAT'S RIGHT
1:24amMe
NO COMEBACK NOW
BITCH
1:24amMitch
I'LL BE BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE LIKE THAT MOVE
MITCH*
1:24amMe
I KNOW
THAT'S WHY THE POLICE ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY
1:24amMitch
WTF
1:24amMe
THE OPERATOR WAS REALLY NICE
1:24amMitch
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE?
1:24amMe
SHE SAYS SHE WOULD HAVE SOME OF MY BROWNIES
(she did not really call the cops)
1:25amMitch
(no shit sherlock XD)
GOOD FOR HER
1:25amMe
(I realized that I should explain.)
1:25amMitch
(lol, no)
1:25amMe
(because it would be awkward for Mitch to randomly be abducted xD)
1:25amMitch
(OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON"T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT?)
1:25amMe
YOU'RE A BAD BOSS
MARNIE IS SO MUCH MORE IN TUNE WITH HER LOVING SIDE
1:26amMitch
I'M NOT EVEN A BOSS
I'M NOT MARNIE
1:26amMe
THEN WTF
WHAT ARE YOU?
1:26amMitch
I'M A GUY FOR ONE THING
I WORK FOR MARNIE
1:26amMe
BECAUSE YOU GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION OF BOSSNESS
1:26amMitch
DUH
1:26amMe
EW
1:26amMitch
CAUSE I'M THE SHIT
SHIZ*
1:26amMe
YOU SHOULD ACCEPT MY BAKING WORLD REQUEST
1:26amMitch
NO
1:26amMe
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CREEPY
1:26amMitch
NO
1:26amMe
WHY?
1:26amMitch
HELL NO
1:27amMe
BUT YOU GET TO BAAAAAKE
1:27amMitch
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BAKE
1:27amMe
THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL
1:27amMitch
I GET ALONG JUST FINE USING THE STOVE TOP
1:28amMe
BUT THE OVEN IS THE HEAT AND SOUL OF THE KITCHEN
1:28amMitch
SO?
I DON'T WANT TO BAKE MUFFINS
BROWNIES
WHATEVER
1:28amMe
IF YOU DO NOT LOVE IT YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEART OR SOUL
1:28amMitch
(PAUSE)
1:28amMe
FINE
WHAT ABOUT CUPCAKES?
OMG
YOUR BANANA IS SOOOOO LONELY
1:28amMitch
WHAT?
NO MY BANANA IS NOT LON-
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING THAT
WEE
EWW*
(*pokes*)
1:30amMe
CLEO KNOWS THE TRUTH NOW
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
Me
omg
ur boyfriend is insane
like totally
I'm scared
1:28amCleo is offline.
1:28amCleo is online.
1:28amCleo
what?! what happened/!
1:29amMe
he TOTALLY threatened to stab me in the back with a knife
it was soooo scary
1:29amCleo
WHAT!! that's so unlike mitch! are you serious?!
1:30amMe
YEAH!
"Mitch
I'LL BE BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE LIKE THAT MOVE"
I'm seriously scared for my life
I think you should go to a couples therapy session
to straighten things out
1:31amMitch
facepalm
really?
1:31amMe
yes!
the whole world will know the truth once you're in court!
1:32amMitch
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN COURT
1:32amMe
MARRIAGE COURT !
THE COURT OF LOVE IS EVERYWHERE
1:32amMitch
(ARE YOU SAVING THIS)
1:32amMe
(saying what?)
1:32amMitch
WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN MARRIAGE COURT ANY TIME SOON!
1:33amMe
(I feel like this is straying out of character, but at the same time not xD)
1:33amMitch
(saVing)
1:33amMe
I am
1:33amMitch
SERIOUSLY
NO MARRIAGE ANYTIME SOON
NOT FOR ME
1:33amMe
TOO FUCKING BAD
YOUR ENGAGED
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE DATE?
1:33amMitch
I'M NOT ENGAGED
1:33amMe
I ALREADY HAVE IT PICKED OUT FOR YOU
YES YOU ARE
1:33amMitch
WHAT!?
DATE?
NO I'M NOT
1:34amMe
I ALREADY HAVE YOUR MARRIAGE FORMS READY TO GET SIGNED AT THE TOWN HALL
1:34amMitch
I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED
(what if they actually do?)
1:34amMe
(it would bee amazing )
1:34amMitch
ANYWAYS
I DIDN'T PROPOSE TO CLEO
SO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED
1:35amMe
...YES YOU DID
1:35amMitch
WHEN?
WHERE?
HOW?
IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
1:36amMe
ON A BOAT
OUT AT SEA
ON THE 12TH OF MAY
BECAUSE YO DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE THE THIRTEENTH CUZ THAT'S BAD LUCK
1:36amMitch
ON A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN, RIGHT?
1:36amMe
YESSS!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
1:36amMitch
FUCK
IT'S A SONG
1:37amMe
LOL
THAT'S SO CUTE
omggggg
you did it based on a soooong
is it your couple song?!??
that's adooooorable
oh, and there's more to what cleo wants to say to you
1:37amMitch
NOOO
NOO
ON A BOAT IS NOT A COUPLE SONG
1:38amMe
Cleo
ohmygosh becky i'm sure he didn't mean it!!
1:32amMe
It sounded pretty serious
it was in CAPS and EVERYTHING!!
1:32amCleo
it did .__.
i dont know what i'm going to do with him
like, if he can't be nice to my friends, that's not good
!
1:33amMe
I KNOW!!!
You need to find someone who can totally love me and my brownies for who we are
1:33amCleo
YEAH! and how does one, like, NOT like brownies?!
this is a serious problem
1:34amMe
I knoooow
I feel so bad for you
cuz' he seriously seemed like such a nice guy
and then THIS happened
It's such a shame
1:35amCleo
): this is really sad.
thanks for telling me this, doll. it's good to know what i'm getting myself into.
cause, like, you know him better, anyway. you've been working at MaW how long?
and, like, i just met him.
1:36amMe
like, a year or two now
it's really intense
I just want you to be safe
1:38amMitch
www.metrolyrics.com/im-on-a-boat-lyrics-the-lonely-island.html
WTF
SERIOUSLY
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO?
Me
I DO NOT TORMENT YOU
I SPEAK ONLY THE WORD OF GOD
WHICH FOR YOU HEATHEN MEANS THE TRUTH
1:52amMitch
NO YOU DON'T
IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING
LET'S NOT DEBATE RELIGION
1:52amMe
FINE
BUT JESUS LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU ANYWAY
1:52amMitch
WTF
REALLY?
1:53amMe
YES
REALLY
1:53amMitch
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PULL THAT CARD?
1:53amMe
ST. PETER DOES TOO
1:53amMitch
LOL
WOW
1:53amMe
SO WHEN I WHISTLE MY WAY THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES YOU CAN KISS MY CUPCAKE
1:53amMitch
I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOUR CUPCAKE
1:53amMe
GOOD
YOU SHOULDN'T
YOU PERVERTED OLD MAN
EWWWW
YOU'RE SOOOO OLD
1:54amMitch
I'M NOT OLD!
NO I'M NOT!
1:54amMe
I BET YOU'RE GONNA START GETTING WRINKLES SOON
1:54amMitch
I'M TWENTY-ONE
THAT'S NOT OLD
1:54amMe
EWWWWW
OLLLLLD
1:54amMitch
WTF
1:54amMe
LIVER SPOTS
1:54amMitch
CLEO IS A YEAR YOUNGER
1:54amMe
YOUR LIVER IS GONNA DIE
BECAUSE YOU DRINK TOO MUCH
1:54amMitch
DOES THAT MAKE HER OLD?
I STOPPED DRINKING
THANK YOU
1:55amMe
GOOD
MAYBE BEING SOBER WILL MAKE YOU LESS INSANE
1:55amMitch
(BRB)
1:58amMitch
I AM SOBER
I'VE BEEN SOBER
1:58amMe
GOOD
YOU DRUNKEN SOD
1:58amMitch
I'M NOT DRUNK
1:58amMe
YES YOU ARE
YOU SUCKED AT SATANS TEAT
1:59amMitch
(get him to admit love XD)
WTF
NO I DIDN'T
SATAN'S A GUY?!?
1:59amMe
(admit what?)
1:59amMitch
(love, dear becket)
1:59amMe
SATAN PRODUCES ALL THE LIQUOR IN THE WORLD THROUGH HIS/HER LARGE BREASTS
DID YOU NOT GO TO CATECHISM?
1:59amMitch
NO
I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SATAN WAS A HERMAPHRODITE
2:01amMe
THEN YOU ARE AN OBLVIOUS FOOL
CLEO WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED
2:01amMitch
WHAT?
WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT?
2:01amMe
I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE HER
YOU'RE JUST USING HER FOR HER BODY
2:01amMitch
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
NO I'M NOT
2:01amMe
YES YOU ARE
ALL MEN ARE
2:01amMitch
I'M NOT USING HER FOR HER BODY
2:01amMe
YOU DON'T LOVE HER
2:01amMitch
NO I'M NOT!
2:01amMe
YOU LOVE HER BOOBS
2:01amMitch
I'M NOT USING HER
I DON'T USE GIRLS
THAT'S DISGUISTING
2:02amMe
YES YOU DO
2:02amMitch
NO I DON'T
I'M NOT USING CLEO
2:04amMe
yes you are
2:04amMitch
no I'm not
2:04amMe
well, there's no other alternative
because we've already established you don't love her
2:04amMitch
no we haven't!
2:04amMe
so you DO love her
2:04amMitch
you can't make claims like that
you don't have any basis for that cliam
claim*
2:05amMe
you're just trying to stall
because you don't have any arguement one way or another
FILLIBUSTERING IS A SIN
2:05amMitch
no, I'm not stalling
what?
2:06amMe
YOU EITHER LOVE HER OR NOT
2:06amMitch
fillibustering/
?*
2:06amMe
DO YOU, MITCH SAWYER, LOVE CLEO EVERRETT
2:06amMitch
why is that any of your business?
2:06amMe
I'M YOUR WEDDING PLANNER FOOL
WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
I REFUSE TO WORK UNLESS IT'S TRUE LOVE
2:07amMitch
it's none of your business
I'm not getting married
2:07amMe
NOW TELL ME IF YOU LOVE HER OR ELSE I WILL POST SLANDER ALL OVER FACEBOOK
2:07amMitch
for the last time
I'm not getting married
WTF
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
2:07amMe
WHY WOULD I NOT DO THAT?
YOU ARE LYING TO ME!
TELL ME IF YOU LOVE MY FRIEND
2:07amMitch
NO I'M NOT
THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS
2:09amMe
YES IT IS
2:09amMitch
NO IT'S NOT
WTF
SERIOUSLY
CUT IT OUT
2:10amMe
ANSWER ME
ANSWER ME MITCH
seriously
I need to know
2:11amMitch
WHY? WHY DOES IT MATTER AT THIS POINT IN TIME?
NO YOU DON'T
2:11amMe
do you or do you not love my friend?
because I don't want her to devote her time to some kind of creepy who will use her and abuse
and potentially knock her up with a satanic baby
like in "the last excorcism"
2:11amMitch
I'm not going to abuse her, or knock her up, or use her
i wouldn't do that!
2:12amMe
so do you love her?
Because she loves you
2:12amMitch
what kind of a guy do you think I am?
2:12amMe
and it would break her heart
it would BREAK her HEART to know you didn't love her back
Well, we've established that you are of drinking age and that you are a man
that makes you automatically a bad person unless you prove to me otherwise
2:13amMitch
I'm not a bad person!
2:13amMe
then prove it
DO you LOVE Cleo?
What is so hard about this?
2:13amMitch
That's between me and Cleo only
2:14amMe
do YOU LOVE CLEO?
IF YOU DO THEN IT SHOULD BE PUBLIC
IF YOU DON'T THEN WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME?
This is only hurting you in the long run
if you don't then you will be in this relationship for GOD knows how long
getting attached until you finally have to break it off, probably brutally and painfully
if you do then she might get the wrong message and leave you
and you will spend the rest of your life alone, wishing you had proclaimed your love sooner
2:15amMitch
I wouldn't ever let that happen
...
2:15amMe
so do you love her?
or do you want to feel pain that will never go away?
and live a life without cleo
while she gives blowjobs to other men since you aren't there to support her and she has to become a common hooker to support the baby she unfortunately concieved from a john?
2:16amMitch
what?
2:16amMe
do you LOVE HER MITCH?
2:16amMitch
you had a moment going, and you throw that out there?
2:16amMe
it's true
now do you love Cleo?
Answer me!
Mitch, this is going to stay between us
I'll make sure that you can choose the right time and place to admit your love
I just want to make sure that you're not going to hurt my friend
it's for the best
2:18amMitch
I'm not going to hurt Cleo.
2:18amMe
if you don't love her then you will
it's inevitable
2:18amMitch
I'm not going to hurt her
2:18amMe
then you love her?
2:19amMitch
jesus, what do you think, Becky?
2:19amMe
I want you to say it
Jesus does too
2:19amMitch
I do.
2:19amMe
you do what
you have to be specific
Mitch
don't let me down
don't let Cleo down
say it
2:21amMitch
yes, I love Cleo.
...
2:21amMe
good job
2:21amMitch
I am going to murder you
really?
2:22amMe
yes
because the world deserves to know
----- (i lost some! forgive me, world! all you missed is Becky using some weird logic to find that mitch is a pimp and that he has seen more boobs than becky has had boyfriends (which is wrooong))
2:30amMe
DOING WHAT?
DRUGS?
OMG
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
I BET YOU ARE
YOU PIMPISH HEROIN ADDICT
2:31amMitch
NO I'M NOT ON DRUGS
AND I'M NOT A PIMP
2:31amMe
I BET YOU'VE DONE CRACK
OR OPIUM
2:31amMitch
YES I HAVE DONE CRACK, HAPPY?
2:31amMe
OR SMOKED WEED
OR DONE LINES OF COCAINE
2:31amMitch
CRACK AND WEED, AND NEVER TOUCHED THEM AGAIN
2:32amMe
ewwwww
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2:32amMitch
EWW?
2:32amMe
EWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DEGENERATE
DRUGGIE
EWWWWW
2:32amMitch
"HIS SPERM PROBABLY HAVE DRUGS INSIDE OF THEM! DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM!!!"
WTF
2:32amMe
WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?
2:32amMitch
SERIOUSLY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
ARE YOU HIGH?
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
2:33amMe
NO
I'M NOT A DRUGGIE LIKE YOU ARE
I'M HIGH ON LIFE
2:33amMitch
DAMNIT BECKY
2:33amMe
BECAUSE I DON'T NEED DRUGS
2:33amMitch
(BECKET I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, CHOP YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES AND MAIL THEM WORLD WIDE)
(WITH CUPCAKE STICKERS ON THEM)
2:34amMe
(-hides-)
2:34amMitch
(LOL)
I DON'T DO DRUGS
I JUST TOLD YOU
2:34amMe
JESUS WOULD BE ASHAMED
AND I MEAN BOTH THE JESUS JESUS AND THE SPAHISH HEY ZEUS WHOGREW YOUR DRUGS
2:34amMitch
I REPENTED - I'M FINE WITH JESUS THANK YOU
2:35amMe
(I dunno either *shrugs*)
2:35amMitch
()
2:35amMe
THOSE DRUGS ARE GOING TO AFFECT YOU AND CLEO'S CHILDREN
2:35amMitch
CHILDREN?
2:35amMe
AND YOUR ADORABLE BABIES ARE GOING TO BE DEFORMED
2:35amMitch
WTF
WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED
2:35amMe
AND YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE LIKE, 5 JUST TO FINALLY GET ONE THAT'S NORMAL
BUT YOU LOVE HER!
2:36amMitch
WE'RE NOT EVEN GETTING MARRIED
2:36amMe
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU MARRY AND SUBSEQUENTLY IMPREGNATE HER?
YOU LOOOOVE HER
2:36amMitch
WHAT??!
2:36amMe
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
2:36amMitch
YES, BUT THAT'S ONLY ONE SIDE TO THE EQUATION
WTF
THAT WASN'T TO THAT COMMENT
THAT WAS TO THE FIRST COMMENT
DAMMIT DON'T GO POST THAT
BECKY
DON'T DO IT
2:37amMe
I'VE DONE IT
2:37amMitch
BECKY
WHY?
2:37amMe
AND I WOULD AND WILL DO IT AGAIN
2:37amMitch
ALRIGHT,
I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU
2:38amMe
why?
2:38amMitch
BECAUSE THIS IS POINTLESS BANTER THAT'S ONLY MAKING ME LOOK BAD
2:38amMe
BUT IT HELPED YOU RELEASE YOUR LOVE FOR CLEO
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO RELEASE?
YOU DESIRE TO BE BICURIOUS?
YOUR NEED TO NO LONGER BE STRAIGHT?
YOUR FEAR OF GIRLS?
2:39amMitch
what?
2:39amMe
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
2:39amMitch
NO
2:39amMe
YOU'RE TOO FLAMBOYANT TO BE HETERO
2:39amMitch
WTF
REALLY?
SERIOUSLY?
I'M NOT GAY
2:41amMitch
BECKY STOP IT
BECKT
BECKY*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW
SERIOUSLY
DON'T
2:41amMe
.....
....
.
2:41amMitch
WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING DON'T
2:41amMe
..
2:42amMitch
I'M NOT GAY
I DON'T DO DRUGS
I'M NOT DRUNK
I DON'T SLEEP AROUND
AND I LOVE CLEO, HAPPY?
BECKY NO
DON'T DO IT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT DON'T
BECKT
BECKY*
BECKY
Becky, please?
2:44amMe
...what?
2:44amMitch
seriously, that's your conclusion
wow
2:44amMe
I'm just teling her that you are the best possible boy for her
2:44amMitch
I'm speechless
2:44amMe
fine, I'll go tell her to break up with you
sheesh
2:45amMitch
NOOOO
WTF I DIDN'T SAY THAT
BECKY
BECKY NO
2:48amMitch
becky, what have you done?
....
2:49amMe
I have proven to the world that yours is a love that will weather even the strongest tempest
OMG, MY CUPCAKES ARE BURNING
GTGF
For the last time, I do not want any brownies.
1:04amMe
BUT THEY'RE SOOOOOOO GOOD
WHYYYYYYYY do you not want them?
are you getting cold feet?
Is that what this is about?
You don't want to marry cleo anymore so you don't want my brownies?
omg It's all a metaphor
CLEO'S HEART IS GOING TO BE BROKEN
AND YOUR DOWN PAYMENT IS NOOOOT GOING TO BE RETURNED IF THE WEDDING IS CANCELED
1:05amMitch
I was never marrying Cleo!
1:06amMe
YES YOU WERE
DON'T LIE TO ME, MITCH
I'M YOUR WEDDING PLANNER, YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME
1:06amMitch
No, I really wasn't.
1:06amMe
TRUST IS THE BASIS OF LOVE
1:06amMitch
I promise you I wasn't.
I just started dating her!
1:06amMe
your proimise means nothing to me
you have already lost my trust
1:07amMitch
I can't make assumptions that I want to spend the rest of my life with Cleo based off of a few days.
1:07amMe
....
.........
...................
WHAT?
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT AGAIN
THAT IS WHAT TRUE LOVE IS YOU NINCOMPOOP
APOLOGIZE TO THE GODS OF LOVE
DO IT!!!!!!!
1:08amMitch
I"M SORRY
ARE YOU HAPPY?
1:08amMe
VERY
THOUGH MY BROWNIES AREN'T
THEY WANT YOU, MITCH
THEY WAAAAAAAANT YOU
1:08amMitch
I don't want the brownies
thank you though
1:08amMe
why?
1:09amMitch
I appreciate the gesture
1:09amMe
Is it because you don't love cleo enough?
1:09amMitch
because I'm not in the mood for sweets??
1:09amMe
you don't love her enough to eat my brownies?
1:09amMitch
No, that's not it!
1:09amMe
I think it is
and I think that Cleo is going to die of pain when she finds out
1:09amMitch
No it's not.
Seriously.
NO.
1:09amMe
yeah
it is
you heartless fiend
1:09amMitch
I'm not heartless
1:09amMe
I can't BELIEVE you're related to Marnie
1:10amMitch
what?
1:10amMe
she's so much nicer and kinder than you are
1:10amMitch
Don't even bring marnie into this
1:10amMe
you don't DESERVE my brownies
1:10amMitch
I don't want your brownies!
1:10amMe
AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU
WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, MITCH?
1:10amMitch
FINE
BE
BE THAT WAY
1:10amMe
WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?
1:10amMitch
I THINK I'LL GO CALL CLEO
1:10amMe
you're gonna STARVE.
THAT'S WHAT UR GONNA DO
1:10amMitch
AND TELL HER THAT I DON"T WANT YOUR BROWNIES
1:10amMe
NOT IF I CALL HER FIRST
AND TELL HER YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH TO EAT MY BROWNIES
1:11amMitch
BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN
1:11amMe
yes it will
1:11amMitch
I"M ALREADY DIALING
1:11amMe
I ALREADY DIALED
IT'S RINGING
1:11amMitch
REJECTION
I
I WIN
Me
I POSTED ON HER WALL
THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL KNOW OF YOUR TREACHERY
YOU. MAKE.ME.SICK
1:13amMitch
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTING
ANYTHING*
1:13amMe
YES YOU DID
1:13amMitch
I JUST AM NOT HUNGRY
1:13amMe
YOU DIDN'T LOVE CLEO ENOUGH
1:13amMitch
I LOVE CLEO ENOUGH!
SHEESH
(WHY IS BECKY SO DIFFICULT?)
1:14amMe
NOT ENOUGH TO EAT THE METAPHORICAL BROWNIES OF LOVE!
(cuz' she's fuckign INSANE)
1:14amMitch
BUT IF THEY'RE METAPHORICAL HOW DO I EAT THEM?
(fuck this I'm using caps lock)
1:15amMe
YOU EAT THEM WITH YOUR HEART
(you weren't before?)
1:15amMitch
(no lol)
1:15amMe
(faaaaaailure)
1:15amMitch
FINE I'LL EAT THE BROWNIES WITH MY HEART
ARE YOU HAPPY?
YOU SHOULD BE
1:15amMe
OKAY
1:15amMitch
I ATE THE BROWNIES
THEY WERE DELICIOUS
1:15amMe
NOW YOU EAT THE REAL ONES WITH YOUR MOUTH
WHERE ARE YOU/
I WILL BRING THEM TO YOU
1:15amMitch
BUT NOW I'M GOING TO THROW UP
N
1:15amMe
YOU CANNOT THROW UP LOVE
1:16amMitch
I DON'T WANT THE BROWNIES
1:16amMe
THAT IS THE CARDINAL RULE OF A RELATIONSHIP
1:16amMitch
IF THE THROW UP IS RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES OF LOVE YOU CAN THROW IT UP
JUST LIKE KEANU
1:16amMe
NO
BEACUSE YOU'RE STILL EXPELLING IT FROM YOUR BODY
IT'S THE SAME REASON YOU CAN'T HAVE LOVE DIARRHEA
1:17amMitch
LOVE DIARRHEA? WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE?
1:17amMe
FROM MY HEART
WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE
OBVIOUSLY
1:17amMitch
I DON'T WANT YOUR HEART?
WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HEART?
1:18amMe
NO
1:18amMitch
I'M NOT AN AZTEC
1:18amMe
YOU DON'T HAAAAAVE A HEART
EW
1:18amMitch
I DON'T EAT HEARTS
1:18amMe
GET AWAY FROM MY HEART
CREEPER
1:18amMitch
I HAVE A HEART
1:18amMe
WHY ARE YOU EATING MY HEART?
IT'S MINE
1:18amMitch
I DON'T WANT YOUR HEART
1:18amMe
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LOVE FOR BRANDON
IT'S MINE
1:18amMitch
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE
1:18amMe
AND I DON'T WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE
Mitch
(okay)
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1:21amMe
I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE AND I DON'T WANT YOUR REVENGE
WE WILL NEVER WRITE A BAD ROMANCE
1:21amMitch
GOOD
1:21amMe
BECAUSE YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF ANY OF THAT
1:21amMitch
THEN TAKE YOUR STINKING BROWNIES WITH YOU
1:21amMe
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HEART
1:21amMitch
AND I WANT MY CDS BACK
1:21amMe
WHAT CDS?
WHAT/
1:21amMitch
IT WAS A JOKE
1:21amMe
WHAT/
1:22amMitch
FORGET
IT
1:22amMe
MITCH
YOU ARE INSANE
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOOD FOR CLEO
1:22amMitch
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?
1:22amMe
YOU MIGHT PSYCHOTICALLY MURDER HER ONE NIGHT
1:22amMitch
WHAT?
NO
1:22amMe
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH GRIP ON REALITY
1:22amMitch
WTF NO
1:22amMe
I THINK THAT I SHOULDCALL THE COPS
1:22amMitch
I WOULDN'T DO THAT
DON'T CALL THE COPS
JESUS
ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?
1:23amMe
WHAT?
1:23amMitch
CRAZY
PSYCHO
OBSESSIVE
ETC..
1:23amMe
STOP DESCRIBING YOURSELF
NARCISISM ISN'T BECOMING
1:23amMitch
NEITHER IS BADGERING
1:23amMe
NEITHER IS CRAZY
WHICH YOU ARE
1:23amMitch
CRAZY IN LOVE
NO COMEBACK NOW
1:23amMe
YOU'RE SCARING MY BROWNIES
1:23amMitch
HUH?
1:23amMe
SCARY IN MURDER
1:24amMitch
THAT'S RIGHT
1:24amMe
NO COMEBACK NOW
BITCH
1:24amMitch
I'LL BE BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE LIKE THAT MOVE
MITCH*
1:24amMe
I KNOW
THAT'S WHY THE POLICE ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY
1:24amMitch
WTF
1:24amMe
THE OPERATOR WAS REALLY NICE
1:24amMitch
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE?
1:24amMe
SHE SAYS SHE WOULD HAVE SOME OF MY BROWNIES
(she did not really call the cops)
1:25amMitch
(no shit sherlock XD)
GOOD FOR HER
1:25amMe
(I realized that I should explain.)
1:25amMitch
(lol, no)
1:25amMe
(because it would be awkward for Mitch to randomly be abducted xD)
1:25amMitch
(OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON"T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT?)
1:25amMe
YOU'RE A BAD BOSS
MARNIE IS SO MUCH MORE IN TUNE WITH HER LOVING SIDE
1:26amMitch
I'M NOT EVEN A BOSS
I'M NOT MARNIE
1:26amMe
THEN WTF
WHAT ARE YOU?
1:26amMitch
I'M A GUY FOR ONE THING
I WORK FOR MARNIE
1:26amMe
BECAUSE YOU GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION OF BOSSNESS
1:26amMitch
DUH
1:26amMe
EW
1:26amMitch
CAUSE I'M THE SHIT
SHIZ*
1:26amMe
YOU SHOULD ACCEPT MY BAKING WORLD REQUEST
1:26amMitch
NO
1:26amMe
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CREEPY
1:26amMitch
NO
1:26amMe
WHY?
1:26amMitch
HELL NO
1:27amMe
BUT YOU GET TO BAAAAAKE
1:27amMitch
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BAKE
1:27amMe
THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL
1:27amMitch
I GET ALONG JUST FINE USING THE STOVE TOP
1:28amMe
BUT THE OVEN IS THE HEAT AND SOUL OF THE KITCHEN
1:28amMitch
SO?
I DON'T WANT TO BAKE MUFFINS
BROWNIES
WHATEVER
1:28amMe
IF YOU DO NOT LOVE IT YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEART OR SOUL
1:28amMitch
(PAUSE)
1:28amMe
FINE
WHAT ABOUT CUPCAKES?
OMG
YOUR BANANA IS SOOOOO LONELY
1:28amMitch
WHAT?
NO MY BANANA IS NOT LON-
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING THAT
WEE
EWW*
(*pokes*)
1:30amMe
CLEO KNOWS THE TRUTH NOW
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
Me
omg
ur boyfriend is insane
like totally
I'm scared
1:28amCleo is offline.
1:28amCleo is online.
1:28amCleo
what?! what happened/!
1:29amMe
he TOTALLY threatened to stab me in the back with a knife
it was soooo scary
1:29amCleo
WHAT!! that's so unlike mitch! are you serious?!
1:30amMe
YEAH!
"Mitch
I'LL BE BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE LIKE THAT MOVE"
I'm seriously scared for my life
I think you should go to a couples therapy session
to straighten things out
1:31amMitch
facepalm
really?
1:31amMe
yes!
the whole world will know the truth once you're in court!
1:32amMitch
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN COURT
1:32amMe
MARRIAGE COURT !
THE COURT OF LOVE IS EVERYWHERE
1:32amMitch
(ARE YOU SAVING THIS)
1:32amMe
(saying what?)
1:32amMitch
WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN MARRIAGE COURT ANY TIME SOON!
1:33amMe
(I feel like this is straying out of character, but at the same time not xD)
1:33amMitch
(saVing)
1:33amMe
I am
1:33amMitch
SERIOUSLY
NO MARRIAGE ANYTIME SOON
NOT FOR ME
1:33amMe
TOO FUCKING BAD
YOUR ENGAGED
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE DATE?
1:33amMitch
I'M NOT ENGAGED
1:33amMe
I ALREADY HAVE IT PICKED OUT FOR YOU
YES YOU ARE
1:33amMitch
WHAT!?
DATE?
NO I'M NOT
1:34amMe
I ALREADY HAVE YOUR MARRIAGE FORMS READY TO GET SIGNED AT THE TOWN HALL
1:34amMitch
I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED
(what if they actually do?)
1:34amMe
(it would bee amazing )
1:34amMitch
ANYWAYS
I DIDN'T PROPOSE TO CLEO
SO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED
1:35amMe
...YES YOU DID
1:35amMitch
WHEN?
WHERE?
HOW?
IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
1:36amMe
ON A BOAT
OUT AT SEA
ON THE 12TH OF MAY
BECAUSE YO DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE THE THIRTEENTH CUZ THAT'S BAD LUCK
1:36amMitch
ON A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN, RIGHT?
1:36amMe
YESSS!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
1:36amMitch
FUCK
IT'S A SONG
1:37amMe
LOL
THAT'S SO CUTE
omggggg
you did it based on a soooong
is it your couple song?!??
that's adooooorable
oh, and there's more to what cleo wants to say to you
1:37amMitch
NOOO
NOO
ON A BOAT IS NOT A COUPLE SONG
1:38amMe
Cleo
ohmygosh becky i'm sure he didn't mean it!!
1:32amMe
It sounded pretty serious
it was in CAPS and EVERYTHING!!
1:32amCleo
it did .__.
i dont know what i'm going to do with him
like, if he can't be nice to my friends, that's not good
!
1:33amMe
I KNOW!!!
You need to find someone who can totally love me and my brownies for who we are
1:33amCleo
YEAH! and how does one, like, NOT like brownies?!
this is a serious problem
1:34amMe
I knoooow
I feel so bad for you
cuz' he seriously seemed like such a nice guy
and then THIS happened
It's such a shame
1:35amCleo
): this is really sad.
thanks for telling me this, doll. it's good to know what i'm getting myself into.
cause, like, you know him better, anyway. you've been working at MaW how long?
and, like, i just met him.
1:36amMe
like, a year or two now
it's really intense
I just want you to be safe
1:38amMitch
www.metrolyrics.com/im-on-a-boat-lyrics-the-lonely-island.html
WTF
SERIOUSLY
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO?
Me
I DO NOT TORMENT YOU
I SPEAK ONLY THE WORD OF GOD
WHICH FOR YOU HEATHEN MEANS THE TRUTH
1:52amMitch
NO YOU DON'T
IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING
LET'S NOT DEBATE RELIGION
1:52amMe
FINE
BUT JESUS LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU ANYWAY
1:52amMitch
WTF
REALLY?
1:53amMe
YES
REALLY
1:53amMitch
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PULL THAT CARD?
1:53amMe
ST. PETER DOES TOO
1:53amMitch
LOL
WOW
1:53amMe
SO WHEN I WHISTLE MY WAY THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES YOU CAN KISS MY CUPCAKE
1:53amMitch
I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOUR CUPCAKE
1:53amMe
GOOD
YOU SHOULDN'T
YOU PERVERTED OLD MAN
EWWWW
YOU'RE SOOOO OLD
1:54amMitch
I'M NOT OLD!
NO I'M NOT!
1:54amMe
I BET YOU'RE GONNA START GETTING WRINKLES SOON
1:54amMitch
I'M TWENTY-ONE
THAT'S NOT OLD
1:54amMe
EWWWWW
OLLLLLD
1:54amMitch
WTF
1:54amMe
LIVER SPOTS
1:54amMitch
CLEO IS A YEAR YOUNGER
1:54amMe
YOUR LIVER IS GONNA DIE
BECAUSE YOU DRINK TOO MUCH
1:54amMitch
DOES THAT MAKE HER OLD?
I STOPPED DRINKING
THANK YOU
1:55amMe
GOOD
MAYBE BEING SOBER WILL MAKE YOU LESS INSANE
1:55amMitch
(BRB)
1:58amMitch
I AM SOBER
I'VE BEEN SOBER
1:58amMe
GOOD
YOU DRUNKEN SOD
1:58amMitch
I'M NOT DRUNK
1:58amMe
YES YOU ARE
YOU SUCKED AT SATANS TEAT
1:59amMitch
(get him to admit love XD)
WTF
NO I DIDN'T
SATAN'S A GUY?!?
1:59amMe
(admit what?)
1:59amMitch
(love, dear becket)
1:59amMe
SATAN PRODUCES ALL THE LIQUOR IN THE WORLD THROUGH HIS/HER LARGE BREASTS
DID YOU NOT GO TO CATECHISM?
1:59amMitch
NO
I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SATAN WAS A HERMAPHRODITE
2:01amMe
THEN YOU ARE AN OBLVIOUS FOOL
CLEO WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED
2:01amMitch
WHAT?
WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT?
2:01amMe
I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE HER
YOU'RE JUST USING HER FOR HER BODY
2:01amMitch
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
NO I'M NOT
2:01amMe
YES YOU ARE
ALL MEN ARE
2:01amMitch
I'M NOT USING HER FOR HER BODY
2:01amMe
YOU DON'T LOVE HER
2:01amMitch
NO I'M NOT!
2:01amMe
YOU LOVE HER BOOBS
2:01amMitch
I'M NOT USING HER
I DON'T USE GIRLS
THAT'S DISGUISTING
2:02amMe
YES YOU DO
2:02amMitch
NO I DON'T
I'M NOT USING CLEO
2:04amMe
yes you are
2:04amMitch
no I'm not
2:04amMe
well, there's no other alternative
because we've already established you don't love her
2:04amMitch
no we haven't!
2:04amMe
so you DO love her
2:04amMitch
you can't make claims like that
you don't have any basis for that cliam
claim*
2:05amMe
you're just trying to stall
because you don't have any arguement one way or another
FILLIBUSTERING IS A SIN
2:05amMitch
no, I'm not stalling
what?
2:06amMe
YOU EITHER LOVE HER OR NOT
2:06amMitch
fillibustering/
?*
2:06amMe
DO YOU, MITCH SAWYER, LOVE CLEO EVERRETT
2:06amMitch
why is that any of your business?
2:06amMe
I'M YOUR WEDDING PLANNER FOOL
WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
I REFUSE TO WORK UNLESS IT'S TRUE LOVE
2:07amMitch
it's none of your business
I'm not getting married
2:07amMe
NOW TELL ME IF YOU LOVE HER OR ELSE I WILL POST SLANDER ALL OVER FACEBOOK
2:07amMitch
for the last time
I'm not getting married
WTF
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
2:07amMe
WHY WOULD I NOT DO THAT?
YOU ARE LYING TO ME!
TELL ME IF YOU LOVE MY FRIEND
2:07amMitch
NO I'M NOT
THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS
2:09amMe
YES IT IS
2:09amMitch
NO IT'S NOT
WTF
SERIOUSLY
CUT IT OUT
2:10amMe
ANSWER ME
ANSWER ME MITCH
seriously
I need to know
2:11amMitch
WHY? WHY DOES IT MATTER AT THIS POINT IN TIME?
NO YOU DON'T
2:11amMe
do you or do you not love my friend?
because I don't want her to devote her time to some kind of creepy who will use her and abuse
and potentially knock her up with a satanic baby
like in "the last excorcism"
2:11amMitch
I'm not going to abuse her, or knock her up, or use her
i wouldn't do that!
2:12amMe
so do you love her?
Because she loves you
2:12amMitch
what kind of a guy do you think I am?
2:12amMe
and it would break her heart
it would BREAK her HEART to know you didn't love her back
Well, we've established that you are of drinking age and that you are a man
that makes you automatically a bad person unless you prove to me otherwise
2:13amMitch
I'm not a bad person!
2:13amMe
then prove it
DO you LOVE Cleo?
What is so hard about this?
2:13amMitch
That's between me and Cleo only
2:14amMe
do YOU LOVE CLEO?
IF YOU DO THEN IT SHOULD BE PUBLIC
IF YOU DON'T THEN WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME?
This is only hurting you in the long run
if you don't then you will be in this relationship for GOD knows how long
getting attached until you finally have to break it off, probably brutally and painfully
if you do then she might get the wrong message and leave you
and you will spend the rest of your life alone, wishing you had proclaimed your love sooner
2:15amMitch
I wouldn't ever let that happen
...
2:15amMe
so do you love her?
or do you want to feel pain that will never go away?
and live a life without cleo
while she gives blowjobs to other men since you aren't there to support her and she has to become a common hooker to support the baby she unfortunately concieved from a john?
2:16amMitch
what?
2:16amMe
do you LOVE HER MITCH?
2:16amMitch
you had a moment going, and you throw that out there?
2:16amMe
it's true
now do you love Cleo?
Answer me!
Mitch, this is going to stay between us
I'll make sure that you can choose the right time and place to admit your love
I just want to make sure that you're not going to hurt my friend
it's for the best
2:18amMitch
I'm not going to hurt Cleo.
2:18amMe
if you don't love her then you will
it's inevitable
2:18amMitch
I'm not going to hurt her
2:18amMe
then you love her?
2:19amMitch
jesus, what do you think, Becky?
2:19amMe
I want you to say it
Jesus does too
2:19amMitch
I do.
2:19amMe
you do what
you have to be specific
Mitch
don't let me down
don't let Cleo down
say it
2:21amMitch
yes, I love Cleo.
...
2:21amMe
good job
2:21amMitch
I am going to murder you
really?
2:22amMe
yes
because the world deserves to know
----- (i lost some! forgive me, world! all you missed is Becky using some weird logic to find that mitch is a pimp and that he has seen more boobs than becky has had boyfriends (which is wrooong))
2:30amMe
DOING WHAT?
DRUGS?
OMG
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
I BET YOU ARE
YOU PIMPISH HEROIN ADDICT
2:31amMitch
NO I'M NOT ON DRUGS
AND I'M NOT A PIMP
2:31amMe
I BET YOU'VE DONE CRACK
OR OPIUM
2:31amMitch
YES I HAVE DONE CRACK, HAPPY?
2:31amMe
OR SMOKED WEED
OR DONE LINES OF COCAINE
2:31amMitch
CRACK AND WEED, AND NEVER TOUCHED THEM AGAIN
2:32amMe
ewwwww
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2:32amMitch
EWW?
2:32amMe
EWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DEGENERATE
DRUGGIE
EWWWWW
2:32amMitch
"HIS SPERM PROBABLY HAVE DRUGS INSIDE OF THEM! DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM!!!"
WTF
2:32amMe
WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?
2:32amMitch
SERIOUSLY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
ARE YOU HIGH?
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
2:33amMe
NO
I'M NOT A DRUGGIE LIKE YOU ARE
I'M HIGH ON LIFE
2:33amMitch
DAMNIT BECKY
2:33amMe
BECAUSE I DON'T NEED DRUGS
2:33amMitch
(BECKET I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU, CHOP YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES AND MAIL THEM WORLD WIDE)
(WITH CUPCAKE STICKERS ON THEM)
2:34amMe
(-hides-)
2:34amMitch
(LOL)
I DON'T DO DRUGS
I JUST TOLD YOU
2:34amMe
JESUS WOULD BE ASHAMED
AND I MEAN BOTH THE JESUS JESUS AND THE SPAHISH HEY ZEUS WHOGREW YOUR DRUGS
2:34amMitch
I REPENTED - I'M FINE WITH JESUS THANK YOU
2:35amMe
(I dunno either *shrugs*)
2:35amMitch
(
)2:35amMe
THOSE DRUGS ARE GOING TO AFFECT YOU AND CLEO'S CHILDREN
2:35amMitch
CHILDREN?
2:35amMe
AND YOUR ADORABLE BABIES ARE GOING TO BE DEFORMED
2:35amMitch
WTF
WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED
2:35amMe
AND YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE LIKE, 5 JUST TO FINALLY GET ONE THAT'S NORMAL
BUT YOU LOVE HER!
2:36amMitch
WE'RE NOT EVEN GETTING MARRIED
2:36amMe
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU MARRY AND SUBSEQUENTLY IMPREGNATE HER?
YOU LOOOOVE HER
2:36amMitch
WHAT??!
2:36amMe
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
2:36amMitch
YES, BUT THAT'S ONLY ONE SIDE TO THE EQUATION
WTF
THAT WASN'T TO THAT COMMENT
THAT WAS TO THE FIRST COMMENT
DAMMIT DON'T GO POST THAT
BECKY
DON'T DO IT
2:37amMe
I'VE DONE IT
2:37amMitch
BECKY
WHY?
2:37amMe
AND I WOULD AND WILL DO IT AGAIN
2:37amMitch
ALRIGHT,
I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU
2:38amMe
why?
2:38amMitch
BECAUSE THIS IS POINTLESS BANTER THAT'S ONLY MAKING ME LOOK BAD
2:38amMe
BUT IT HELPED YOU RELEASE YOUR LOVE FOR CLEO
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO RELEASE?
YOU DESIRE TO BE BICURIOUS?
YOUR NEED TO NO LONGER BE STRAIGHT?
YOUR FEAR OF GIRLS?
2:39amMitch
what?
2:39amMe
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
2:39amMitch
NO
2:39amMe
YOU'RE TOO FLAMBOYANT TO BE HETERO
2:39amMitch
WTF
REALLY?
SERIOUSLY?
I'M NOT GAY
2:41amMitch
BECKY STOP IT
BECKT
BECKY*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW
SERIOUSLY
DON'T
2:41amMe
.....
....
.
2:41amMitch
WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING DON'T
2:41amMe
..
2:42amMitch
I'M NOT GAY
I DON'T DO DRUGS
I'M NOT DRUNK
I DON'T SLEEP AROUND
AND I LOVE CLEO, HAPPY?
BECKY NO
DON'T DO IT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT DON'T
BECKT
BECKY*
BECKY
Becky, please?
2:44amMe
...what?
2:44amMitch
seriously, that's your conclusion
wow
2:44amMe
I'm just teling her that you are the best possible boy for her
2:44amMitch
I'm speechless
2:44amMe
fine, I'll go tell her to break up with you
sheesh
2:45amMitch
NOOOO
WTF I DIDN'T SAY THAT
BECKY
BECKY NO
2:48amMitch
becky, what have you done?
....
2:49amMe
I have proven to the world that yours is a love that will weather even the strongest tempest
OMG, MY CUPCAKES ARE BURNING
GTGF
