So Plot With Me, Maybe? {Call Me Maybe Spoof}

[MARY SANG]

I threw a muse in the well,
Don't ask me,
I don't know much.
I looked at mods,
And now the weeks are in my way.

I trade my soul for some plot,
Pennies and dimes for a post,
I wasn't looking for this,
But now they're in my head.

Their muse was holdin,
Polyvore and trackers,
My shipper was showing.
Restless night,
Muse was flowin'.
Why won't you accept my baby?

Hey, I just made you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my character,
So plot with me, maybe?

It's hard to sit here with my darling,
But here's my character,
So plot with me, maybe?

All the newbies try to chase them,
So here's my character.
Plot with me, maybe?

You took your time with the plot,
I took no time with the thread.
You gave me nothin' at all,
But still I'm threadin' with you.

I beg, and plot, and create,
At first sight and it's shipped.
I didn't know I would ship it,
But now it's my OTP.

Their muse was holdin,
Polyvore and trackers,
My shipper was showing.
Restless night,
Muse was flowin'.
Why won't you accept my baby?

Hey, I just made you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my character,
So plot with me, maybe?

It's hard to sit here with my darling,
But here's my character,
So plot with me, maybe?

All the newbies try to chase them,
So here's my character.
Plot with me, maybe?

Before they came into my life,
I was so bored.
I was so bored.
I was so, so bored.

Before they came into my life,
I was so bored.
And you should know that,
I ship them so, so bad.

It's hard to sit here with my darling,
But here's my character,
So plot with me, maybe?

Hey, I just made you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my character,
So plot with me, maybe?

All the newbies try to chase them,
So here's my character.
Plot with me, maybe?

Before they came into my life,
I was so bored.
I was so bored.
I was so, so bored.

So plot with me maybe?