'NAHNIE' STRIDER
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Post by 'NAHNIE' STRIDER on Jul 26, 2013 13:38:15 GMT -5
Nahnie didn't believe in love at first sight, but she was pretty sure this was close. Well, not love, per se, but more of a crush. Actually not a crush at all, more of a squish, which any fuckface who knew knew anything at all knew that was a friendship crush. And although Felice was pretty alright, the squishy sparks flew when Tuesday Davenport joined the chat. Her friendship heartstrings were playing a tune of everlasting friendly affection.
Well, she wouldn't mind if he wanted to have some sort of friendly fuck buddies sort of arrangement, but she would leave that up to him. Actually no, she was too intimidated by how cool he was. Coolsday was the coolest day of the week, if you asked her. It was a motherfuckin miracle she didn't pass the fuck out when he said he had a gecko. A gecko. That was like, Nahnie's dream pet. Reptiles in general were actually pretty sweet, but geckos were by far the cutest reptile that was available for pet ownership. Her brother said no way on the pet thing, though, which was probably a good thing. Her roommate would probably hate that shit, so she couldn't keep it in the dorm, and her brother was to high out of his mind to keep up with a pet at home. So.
But yeah, this motherfucker was pretty sweet. And a prankster, no less. A pretty notable one in the prankster community. Okay, she kind of blew the whole king thing out of proportion, but she was just really nervous because of his coolness. Not that she'd admit that to anyone ever. Honestly, pranking wasn't her game, it was just something she could incorporate her other interests into. But he didn't have to know that.
If they were going to do what had been storming in her brain since the chat the previous night, they were probably going to end up getting arrested. Well, no, she was going to make sure they didn't get caught. Her bro specifically said he wouldn't bail her out another time, and even though she knew he didn't really mean it, she still didn't want to give him the satisfaction of him predicting she would get caught again. She wondered where he got the money to pay for shit sometimes, but then she figured she didn't want to know.
Whatevs, she totally got the boarding director guy to tell her what room Tuesday was in. She didn't care about the roommate, because obviously Tuesday had to be there because she said so. It was, in the style of a certain qtpie, #logic. So she batted her eyelashes at the guy then skipped off to Tuesday's dorm, and by skipped she meant walked with fucking dignity and maybe a little bounce in her step but fuck you.
With even more dignity, she banged on the door and shouted. "Hey, Coolsday, get out here. We got shit to do." As if he knew she was coming. She probably should have given him her number but whatever. This was what was happening now and she waited with her arms crossed for a few moments, so he wouldn't open it only to have her punch him in the face with the knock she was about to do. That had happened to her before and... well, it was fucking hilarious after the guy's nose stopped bleeding. But that wasn't a first impression she wanted to make on Tuesday, so.
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